Another Rat scarpers from the sinking ship

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Another Rat scarpers from the sinking ship

Post by goldcoast tiger » Tue 12 Jun, 2018 1:11 pm

Darius Boyd - Bennett has announced that he’s retiring from SOO immediately.

Darius , even though he had not been picked anyway, has seen the light and is distancing himself as much as possible from The SS Qld while it’s still slightly floating.

The life boat itself is in danger of sinking as they pile in one after the other.

Huge arguments have broken out as the biggest egos in the game , argue about who is first off when they get to dry land.

(Cammie, as usual, ) is trying to Refferee the arguments, but was told to shut up or they’d put him back on the Boat.
Cammie sulked a bit ,then put his gold whistle (given to him by the Referrees Board for excellence in Reffing) back in his pocket

Even Kevvie wanted to go as well, but he was tied to the mast of the SSQld , as soon as the news broke that another Qlder is in hiding , as he’s terrified that he’l be made to play if he’s found.

Walters was told by the remaining three players that if they had to face the Blues again , he bloody well had to as well, seeing it was his Crap game plan that got them into this mess.

Walters was furious at this, as he knew very well that he didn’t have a game plan.

The only Qlder to be found today with a smile on his face is Sam Thaiday , who has set up a stand outside the Old , (and Fat) , Footballers Retirement home and can be heard screaming”, I’ll Play,..... I’ll Play)
He was getting very pissed off though, as most people were splitting their sides as soon as they could decipher what he was saying.

Benny has been approached to step in and KIck Kevvie off the boat and take over the remaining
Three players and get back some confidence in the team.
Bennett replied by mumbling “Up Yours “, as he was seen jumping into his car and heading towards Newcastle,
Luckily he recovered his senses and remembered that the welcome there could be incredibly bad for his Health

However Secret talks are being held at Qld headquarters as they try to hatch out a plan to at least save the embarrassment of Forfeiting the next two games .
They are pleading for Peter Beattie to take over as Coach and find 17 Qlders who want to play, but they don’t hold much confidence that even he is stupid enough to take the job :roll
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Post by Geo. » Tue 12 Jun, 2018 1:14 pm

Common these days..
Ivan's Laws

1. You are either on the Bus or you are off..
2. The Star of the Team is the Team
3. Be the player your teammates want to play with..
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Sorry FT , you know I'm not the brightest match in the pile

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Post by happy tiger » Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:39 pm

For those who don't know the full story , Boyd was asked to come into camp , but said he was on holidays in Queenstown and wasn't wasting 6 days .......

Boyd wasn't retiring , Boyd would have NEVER got asked again

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Post by hobbo » Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:41 pm

happy tiger wrote:
Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:39 pm
For those who don't know the full story , Boyd was asked to come into camp , but said he was on holidays in Queenstown and wasn't wasting 6 days .......

Boyd wasn't retiring , Boyd would have NEVER got asked again
Not what kevvie said !

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Post by happy tiger » Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:43 pm

hobbo wrote:
Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:41 pm
happy tiger wrote:
Tue 12 Jun, 2018 10:39 pm
For those who don't know the full story , Boyd was asked to come into camp , but said he was on holidays in Queenstown and wasn't wasting 6 days .......

Boyd wasn't retiring , Boyd would have NEVER got asked again
Not what kevvie said !
That's what happened .......


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Post by goldcoast tiger » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 5:29 am

The story that was in yesterday’s Telegraph was that he had stepped down from All Rep football

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Post by innsaneink » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 5:47 am

Haha
Queenslanders
*woosh*

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Post by happy tiger » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 9:49 am

goldcoast tiger wrote:
Wed 13 Jun, 2018 5:29 am
The story that was in yesterday’s Telegraph was that he had stepped down from All Rep football
Because he never would of got picked again

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Post by gallagher » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 10:15 am

The pride in the jersey disappears quick.

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Post by Chicken Faced Killa » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 10:47 am

Hahaha Boyd-Bennnet

This guy is a tool, knows he would never be picked again and tries to save face. Complete idiot.

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Post by goldcoast tiger » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 10:18 pm

The post was mainly a joke , but it really is weird how these Qld players were all happy to walk at the same time , with no thought of how their team would get through with so many experienced stars leaving at the one time,

surely it could have been managed better, especially Smiths last minute walkout,
So much for Qld spirit, it certainly looks like , when they realised others were leaving, no one wanted to be the last one out
That team spirit only lasted when they were winning

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Post by Tiger Steve » Wed 13 Jun, 2018 10:25 pm

Everyone talks about Queensland want it more; that they pick and stick; that NSW don’t get it etc etc etc.
C.R.A.P.
They had a generation of absolute champions - unbeatable. Akin to Aussie cricket with Warne, McGrath etc
But it’s over and what happened to Aussie cricket will happen to Queensland RL. Plus or minus the sandpaper!
“Peanuts! Get ya peanuts - in the shell or sugar coated!” Leichhardt memories.

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