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Just Jokes

Post by bigsiro » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 8:57 am

We need some humour at this turbulent time.
So, 10 points goes to the best self-effacing Tigers/Ivan joke.

I'll kick off with my joke from the Ivan threads (which didn't even get an audible groan):


What's the difference between Ottoman (Simpsons) and Ivan?

Otto can drive a bus.


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Post by bigsiro » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 8:58 am

What's the difference between Rosa Parks and Ivan?
Rosa Parks stayed on the bus.

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Post by tigerap » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 8:58 am

bigsiro wrote:
Tue 09 Oct, 2018 8:57 am
We need some humour at this turbulent time.
So, 10 points goes to the best self-effacing Tigers/Ivan joke.

I'll kick off with my joke from the Ivan threads (which didn't even get an audible groan):


What's the difference between Ottoman (Simpsons) and Ivan?

Otto can drive a bus.
:roll

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Post by bigsiro » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 9:00 am

What's the difference between a bus and a coach?

Nothing. They're the same thing.....

Except that a bus has integrity.

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Post by bigsiro » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 9:02 am

Here all week folks....


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Post by Cairnstigers » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:03 am

Sorry had a joke but removed as not appropriate at this stage
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Post by Balmainbred » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:09 am

Look out for that bus.
What bus.
Fares please.

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Post by TSupps05 » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:18 am

Braith Anasta
I don't know why but Braith Anasta pisses me off :mrgreen:

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Post by WT2K » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:20 am

TSupps05 wrote:
Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:18 am
Braith Anasta
:lol:
No more plodders!
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Post by shifty » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 1:16 pm

bigsiro wrote:
Tue 09 Oct, 2018 8:58 am
What's the difference between Rosa Parks and Ivan?
Rosa Parks stayed on the bus.
😂😂😂😂

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Post by Cairnstigers » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 1:29 pm

What's the difference between Ivan Cleary and an AFL supporter

I would rather sit down at the pub and have a drink with the AFL supporter

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Post by happy tiger » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 2:19 pm

bigsiro wrote:
Tue 09 Oct, 2018 9:02 am
Here all week folks....
What the difference between Ivan and our bus

The driver on this bus says move on back and Ivan says move on back to Penrith

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Post by Russell » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 3:00 pm

TSupps05 wrote:
Tue 09 Oct, 2018 10:18 am
Braith Anasta
Well, close the thread down.

That is the joke of the century - cannot be topped I wouldn't think.

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Post by vlad » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 3:43 pm

what happened to Ivan when he walked in front of the bus Gus was driving at Penrith ?

He got tired .

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Post by Harvey » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 5:14 pm

Ivan could be the punchline in any number of dad jokes

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Post by bigsiro » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 5:30 pm

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Ivan.
Ivan who?
Ivan to be at the Panthers.

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Post by sheer64 » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 5:42 pm

A Wests Tigers supporter is on a manly ferry when it hits a large wave and a woman falls into the water. Without thinking he dives in keeps her afloat until help arrives saving her life. The woman tells the Wests Tigers supporter I am your fairy god mother and for saving me I will grant you three wishes. But there is a catch, what ever you wish for your worst enemy gets double.
Thinking of his financial hardship he asks for 10 million dollars, and sure enough 10 million dollars appears. He can believe his luck. The woman reminds him his worst enemy has gotten double. He thinks to himself there is Ivan the terrible with 20 million.
Without giving much thought he wishes for 10 beautiful women to serve him as he pleases. Sure enough 10 beautiful women appear. Now he thinks to himself there is Ivan the terrible with 20.
After much thought he asks for one of his balls to drop off. With a smug look on his face he tells his fairy god mother, there is Ivan the terrible with 20 million dollars, 20 beautiful women and no balls!
Today we saw a true champion in Winx, and a true bludger in Cleary!

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Post by Donald Trump » Tue 09 Oct, 2018 6:24 pm

I call Ivan “Mini Bus” because he sure isn’t a Coach
Let's make the Tigers great again!

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