How do you coach against your son in this situation ??

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How do you coach against your son in this situation ??

Post by happy tiger » Fri 11 May, 2018 6:02 pm

I know times have changed , but surely when the teams arguably best player comes back from injury you tell the players if they get in a situation to test whether they are 100 % fit and not coming back early

Can anyone see Ivan telling Packer /Sue etc to test him out ??


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Post by Cairnstigers » Fri 11 May, 2018 6:06 pm

Just play load music all night so he cant sleep
Or
Put some laxatives in his dinner
That should fix it

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Post by Chicken Faced Killa » Fri 11 May, 2018 6:08 pm

Maybe not test him out but surely he’ll be telling them to get in his face and let him know who’s boss, running the big boys at him all night. He’ll be a bit off the pace after the layoff so may as well exploit it.

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Post by Tigerdon » Fri 11 May, 2018 6:10 pm

Didn’t Ivan under cook the chicken last time?
in Ivan we distrust

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Post by Seantice » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:14 pm

Honestly I'd rather Nathan/Maloney on there. Peachey at 6 is dangerous. He's unstructired. Rather have the two structured players there.


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Post by Geo. » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:15 pm

Under Cook the chicken..
Wests Tigers don't need a Coach.. The playing group has taken over..

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Post by willow » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:17 pm

Bring out the belt...

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Post by happy tiger » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:32 pm

Superglue the bedroom door shut , steal all of his clothes , board the windows up and steal his phone

Then ring Gus and tell him he has agreed to a mid season switch and stubbed his toe walking out the door and it is a season ending injury

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Post by larrycorowa » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:39 pm

Try and get him to eat through a straw for 6 weeks or so

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Post by The Patriot » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:48 pm

Cairnstigers wrote:
Fri 11 May, 2018 6:06 pm
Just play load music all night so he cant sleep
Or
Put some laxatives in his dinner
That should fix it
This is the answer lol
Its an opinion!

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Post by WT2K » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:51 pm

Definitely gotta undercook his food or as Cairns said laxatives in the food.
No more plodders!
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Post by NT Tiger » Fri 11 May, 2018 7:56 pm

Pull out the old lego and scatter it across the floor. Works every time
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Post by TIGER » Sat 12 May, 2018 8:26 am

Kneecap him

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Post by TYGA » Sat 12 May, 2018 8:36 am

Eye of the Tiger Alarm Clock linked to surround sound at 4:00am every day.

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Post by TrueTiger » Sat 12 May, 2018 8:39 am

In all fairness I'm looking forward to the battle,father coaching a great Tigers side,son leading a strong Panthers side around the park..
I do hope we win,as long as nobody gets seriously injured or there are no foul plays,then this should be a super game...
You may see me struggle...but you will never see me quit... :D

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Post by greatodensraven » Sat 12 May, 2018 8:49 am

Triple his board

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Post by westTAHger » Sat 12 May, 2018 9:33 am

Have a special salt shaker. :?: Full of Epsom salts :lol:

As a parent you never want any harm to come to your children ever.
You may appear to forgive, you never forget.

On the outside you appear to keep calm, on the inside you are a raging volcano of emotions and look for revenge or karma, not matter how long it will take, days months, years.
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Basil, our rescue dog, is wondering when wests tigers will win 25 - 18 :D

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Post by Harvey » Sat 12 May, 2018 9:38 am

Ground him for the week.

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