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If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 30 Sep, 2010 9:29 am
by Aladinsane
Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.


They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.


God asks Coach Sheens...”What do you believe in”..


“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...


God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”


God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”


“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”


God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”


God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”


“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 30 Sep, 2010 10:05 am
by stryker
Hahaha ....pretty much!

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 30 Sep, 2010 10:10 am
by Newy Tiger
Haha! thats classic man!

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 30 Sep, 2010 1:08 pm
by tig_prmz
HAHAHAHA

LOOOOL, "Saint Benny" :L

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 30 Sep, 2010 2:34 pm
by prattenpark
mmm... except Smith is still yet to achieve the one thing he's been focussed on over the last 25 years or so of his coaching career. maybe some things aren't achievable

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Fri 01 Oct, 2010 1:09 am
by alien
haha i can imagine wayne saying that.

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Sat 02 Oct, 2010 12:44 pm
by Archangel
Ken oath! lol good read

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Sat 02 Oct, 2010 12:54 pm
by softlaw
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 07 Oct, 2010 6:47 pm
by Mrs T
Ha ha, good one! And I thought this was going to be a serious thread!

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Thu 07 Oct, 2010 9:16 pm
by cunno
Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!

Re: If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Posted: Fri 08 Oct, 2010 6:23 am
by Aladinsane
cunno wrote:Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!
Very good.....the new last line of the joke...

Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.


They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.


God asks Coach Sheens...”What do you believe in”..


“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...


God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”


God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”


“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”


God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”


God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”


“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”

Saint Peter butts in, " Sorry Wayne, but Jack Gibson doesn't give up his chair for anyone"