Swag Tiger in hospital again.

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Swag Tiger in hospital again.

Post by swag tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:10 pm

Urgh In hospital again with possible appendicitis. :brick: 2 hours till i get the results from the blood test. In a emergency ward so i expect the wait after the results to be a long one.
I have family in Balmain and the Western suburbs so i guess that makes me a Balmain Westie

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Post by innsaneink » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:13 pm

I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre

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Post by happy tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:48 pm

innsaneink wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:13 pm
I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre
I'd be honoured to perform at your funeral

Fair enough , do you want me to bring my Life Be In It T Shirt and kazoo ??

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Post by happy tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:49 pm

swag tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:10 pm
Urgh In hospital again with possible appendicitis. :brick: 2 hours till i get the results from the blood test. In a emergency ward so i expect the wait after the results to be a long one.
Best advice I can give is to poo asap after surgery :pray:

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Post by Cultured Bogan » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:50 pm

No good swaggy, get on the mend soon matey.
It's not cruelty to animals if you inject enough amphetamines.

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Post by Cultured Bogan » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:51 pm

innsaneink wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 8:13 pm
I want my funeral to be a happy affair, not sombre
I basically want my funeral to be every Bloodhound Gang album played start to finish.

If that doesn't get the punters laughing they can jump in the casket with me cause they'll be as dead on the inside as I am.
It's not cruelty to animals if you inject enough amphetamines.

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Post by happy tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:37 pm

Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket

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Post by foreveratiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:45 pm

happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:37 pm
Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket
What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :lol:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die
It depends who you talk to on this Forum, if you are Optimistic? it's because your delusional and need a reality check. If you are Pessimistic? Your accused of being a negative Nancy and to go and follow another Club.

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Post by Byron Bay Fan » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:50 pm

careful because it is one of those rare occasions when you can literally die from laughter - so don't read too much of my stuff
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Post by innsaneink » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:51 pm

good luck swag
god be with you

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Post by TCL » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:58 pm

Get well soon.

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Post by Cultured Bogan » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:59 pm

Haha is that the Godfreys bloke Ink????
It's not cruelty to animals if you inject enough amphetamines.

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Post by hobbo » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:00 pm

You’ll be fine Swagster ....

Nurse Demps will take care of you !
We need mongrel ..
No more plodders !

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Post by clokan » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:07 pm

She'll be right, get well soon swag

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Post by happy tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:13 pm

foreveratiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:45 pm
happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:37 pm
Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket
What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :lol:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die
Ink and CB started it :?

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had :cry: when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard .......

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER

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Post by foreveratiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:21 pm

happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:13 pm
foreveratiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:45 pm
happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:37 pm
Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket
What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :lol:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die
Ink and CB started it :?

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had :cry: when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard .......

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER
Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :lol: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :lol:
It depends who you talk to on this Forum, if you are Optimistic? it's because your delusional and need a reality check. If you are Pessimistic? Your accused of being a negative Nancy and to go and follow another Club.

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Post by happy tiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:31 pm

foreveratiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:21 pm
happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:13 pm
foreveratiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:45 pm
happy tiger wrote:
Sun 08 Jul, 2018 9:37 pm
Yeah the king of bad taste as I am , dark glasses and the Life Be In It T Shirts at my funeral

Few mates reckon they'd bury me in a Manly jersey , have the Broncos Song at the funeral , and as I was being put 6 foot under YNWA playing

Then they knew I had definitely kicked the bucket
What has Funerals got to do with appendicitis ? That was random :lol:

Swag you'll be fine mate you'll probably loose about 5 kilos your not going to die
Ink and CB started it :?

As I said poo asap afterwards , I won't go in to mine too much , but me Brad Pitt afterwards was like chipboard and I literally had :cry: when it happened and was like breaking a piece of chocolate it was that hard .......

And I am not joking bud , the only time I have cried with physical pain EVER
Sorry hap i was just laughing to myself how the funeral thing came up :lol: The pain is massive apparently one of my best mates is hard as nails and even he was in a fetal position and popping Endone's like they were smarties :lol:
Yeah it took them about 36 hours to finally decide to do my surgery , I'd had a fall in the boat and hit my hip a couple of days beforehand ....then the scan showed some abnormality in some organ , when I told them I was signing myself out and it would be on there conscience what happened after that they did the surgery :lol:

Day after I got out of surgery Mrs was gone , tickets to see her man crush John Farnham when they were doing JCS concerts :roll

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Post by jadtiger » Sun 08 Jul, 2018 10:32 pm

Get well soon Swag

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