If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

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If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

Post by Aladinsane » Thu 30 Sep, 2010 9:29 am

Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.


They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.


God asks Coach Sheens...”What do you believe in”..


“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...


God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”


God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”


“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”


God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”


God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”


“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”


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Post by stryker » Thu 30 Sep, 2010 10:05 am

Hahaha ....pretty much!

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Post by Newy Tiger » Thu 30 Sep, 2010 10:10 am

Haha! thats classic man!

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Post by tig_prmz » Thu 30 Sep, 2010 1:08 pm

HAHAHAHA

LOOOOL, "Saint Benny" :L
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Post by prattenpark » Thu 30 Sep, 2010 2:34 pm

mmm... except Smith is still yet to achieve the one thing he's been focussed on over the last 25 years or so of his coaching career. maybe some things aren't achievable


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Post by alien » Fri 01 Oct, 2010 1:09 am

haha i can imagine wayne saying that.

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Post by Archangel » Sat 02 Oct, 2010 12:44 pm

Ken oath! lol good read

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Post by softlaw » Sat 02 Oct, 2010 12:54 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
On the bus or under it!
Your choice.

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Post by Mrs T » Thu 07 Oct, 2010 6:47 pm

Ha ha, good one! And I thought this was going to be a serious thread!

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Post by cunno » Thu 07 Oct, 2010 9:16 pm

Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!

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Post by Aladinsane » Fri 08 Oct, 2010 6:23 am

cunno wrote:Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!
Very good.....the new last line of the joke...

Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.


They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.


God asks Coach Sheens...”What do you believe in”..


“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...


God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”


God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”


“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”


God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”


God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”


“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”

Saint Peter butts in, " Sorry Wayne, but Jack Gibson doesn't give up his chair for anyone"

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