So, we are likely to need to win six of our remaining eight games to qualify for finals for the first time since 2011.
Note: longest current drought of any team.
And it looks lik we'll lose Api for the rest of the season...
Now, admittely we are still only four points out of the eight, so the...
And just in case we need to add extra interest to this game, keep this handy and let us know when you reach coverall...
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79th-Minute Heartbreak Try
Conceding Back-to-Back Penalties
Commentator Mentions "Mathematical Chance"
Dropped Ball Cold Over the Try LineRefusing a Two-Point...
Indeed should also be a lesson to those "journalists" that insist on sticking a microphone in the face of players just coming off the field, at full or half time...imho, of course.
At this point, "There's always next year" isn't a phrase anymore. It is a legally binding contract we all sign at birth. And the jersey has been DNA tested, confirmed 100% heartbreak....
Then these apply.. ;-)
Rule 1: The Do Not Touch Clause
Do not change your seating position by a single millimetre.
Rule 2: The Screenshot Mandate
Capture the live ladder instantly because this evidence will disappear.
Rule 3: The Humble Brag Ban
No arrogant posts or you will jinx the entire...
In the event we are down at half time...
Rule 1: The Code of Silence
Put your phone face down immediately.
Rule 2: The Ghost Protocol
Act like the internet does not exist.
Rule 3: The 15-Minute Delusion
Pretend the first half was just a rehearsal.
Rule 4: The Blind Faith Clause
If you did...