Alex needs to look more ferocious . Grow a beard . tatts ,get some photos taken with some bikies , ditch the sign of the cross. When he runs on the field the opposition must think 'Gee what a swell guy!".
We could have commissioned a fake Premiership trophy , Dally M and Clive Churchill medals and presented them to Stephano. He just wanted something to put in his trophy cabinet .
We once had a guy named Stefano
Who was too good for us as we all know
He wanted a prize
As big as his size
But his ego was too big
For the size of his rig
when his ability was actually guano.
The Bulldogs Forum have just held a crisis meeting to find one member with the mental capacity to spell Utoikamanu. Expect the meeting to go until the early hours-of Saturday.