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Metcalf, Savala, Smith, Fa'alogo. My spelling might be off, but they all play better than wunderkid.

There would be nothing nicer than for Latu to come back on time, and absolutely slay it from his first game back. Defence, attack, smarts . . . but without the headless chook sideways useless runs, and glacier fast runs at gaps. So even the media have to eat some humble pie and say " this guy is...

Dear diary. Today I learned some Arabic language. My team mate, Mitchell keeps saying how brilliant I am. He points at me when he says it, then puts his hands on hips afterwards. The Lebanese word for brilliant , is pronounced exactly the same as we say slow. Actually diary, he says I'm FKKN...

Dear diary. Today they screamed at me again at training. I must instruct the coach to tell these lesser players exactly who I am. Surely . . . surely they've heard of me ?

Ink, I can't see why on earth you'd turn off the ignore function. There's only one single poster on this whole colourful forum that I ignore. Oh, is that an elephant in the room ? Since ignoring him around 12 months ago, I can guarantee you that the forum is a much more pleasant place, and I...

Yep. That's we all said about Blore as well.

Yep. And if we're acknowledging the hymen, then there's the whole "Hunt" bit.

I'll see your Harry and Thrones, and raise you star wars. None of that crap has ever infected a single pixel of my TV. You may as well watch bloody unicorns and fairies skipping and traipsing about rainbows in the mystical land of whoop de dah.

I was at the cleaning table with a stunning bag of whiting a few years ago. I'm talking 9 or 10 whiting all between 38 and 44cm. Absolute donkeys. A lurking pelican took advantage of me bending down to pick up my knife and got the best meal of his life. I applauded his cunning and timing and let...

Yeah, lolol. Back in the olden days, if you turned up to school with a name of Erin you'd run the very high chance of getting beat up every recess. Except for you, Mr Clark sir.

Exactly. Stephanie. Pfft. Like, everyone should know that the female version of Stefano is either Stefana or Stefania.

Rockhopper, how do you get your pic files small enough to attach here ? I'm old and barely PC literate, so go easy young fella !

Well Steve, I was gonna say " that's a nice bag of Biggers ( that starts with an N ), but we can't be saying that stuff nowadays, can we ? But still a nice bag. Went for some bream on the neap tide last night, got a few . . only 1 stud . . . might take a pic tomorrow before filleting them and...

The last sentence.

Nah. He's no Bateman.

Obviously stoked with the W . . . some great pressure to force the sharkies into frustration. Benji seems to have told Galvin to play a little more structured . . . he played a normal 5/8 game today. No running the ball across field or in circles, just stayed in his lane and did a great job.

Bless me Father, for I have also sinned. More than once I asked the TV what the fkk was he doing running around in circles. And also why can't he tackle. Also, why does momentum die when he gets the ball. Also, what sort of fkkn superstar do you think you are . . . . you continually run away...

Geez mate, don't tell that to the good folks that paid big $$ for their waterfront units at Rhodes and Wentworth Point. Not all that long ago, those same addresses were Dulux and Union carbide. mmmm Heavy metal contaminants . . . . So briefly . . . the dirt in the ground at some of the sites...

"Didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice". They say he's pretty fly for a white guy.

Highly likely. So 2 things from there . . . . 1- Your theory doubles down on him specifying " Benji isn't the coach to further his develpoment as a half " 2- Everyone is telling us that Galvan lives and breathes footy, he understands the game so well for someone his age, he's a natural footy...