We live at Caloundra Qld. Myself and my young bloke were walking along the water when he started up a conversation with an old fellow who was also going for a walk. They spoke for some time while I looked on and they said their goodbyes and walked on. I asked him if he new who he was, he said no...
Husband and wife buy a new computer. The computer asks them to enter a new password. The husband thought he would be funny and types in , penis. The wife cracks up laughing when the computer comes back with, sorry, not long enough.
Look the future in the face Madge. Get rid of our senior citizens and over paid has beens or never were.
How are our young guys going to be inspired when the guys that should be leading the way are the ones that continually let us down.
Get rid of them in a fire sale if you have to and buy us a...
What's the difference between the people of Dubai and the people of Abu Dhabi?
The people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Well they are pretty inquisitive animals, so what you do is dig a hole in the ice and go and hide.
When a polar bear comes along and has a look in the hole, you sneek up behind it and kick it in the ice hole!
Just read on ninewwos re Souths talking with Radradra. He wants a minimum of $500k. Reported that rabbits have $250k left in their cap and waiting on the Burgess outcome to fund the rest.
If true can't see LM fitting in unless a few more players are out the door.