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Doueihi can still come out of this with his integrity intact. If he publicly confirms what we have suspected since Moses was a boy (literally) and throws his manager under the bus. That would make him a Tiger's legend, like Benny Elias!

That's an awesome idea, should allow them to head the ball on tackle four and hand-pass on tackle five, then on tackle six belt the crap out of it with a cricket bat.

WT's making Daine Laurey look like an immortal

Hoped he would be a mad Bunty or a scary Bunty, but turned out just another dumb Bunty

Don't forget Richards too. Every game is a 2005 reunion for our coaching team.

Apparently the fullback's job is to catch bombs, not ours

Bula would be good at touch

Benji should have shown them the ref's first half highlights during the break to fire them up

Play on ref?

No try, wrong team

Sorry what, the bunker found a knock-on, OK, sure

OK, we have hit rock bottom now, we can't get any worse

No strip, six-again, six-again, try. Well played officials.

The bunker are reinterpreting the rules again

Wow, that was Tigers soft

Whatever happens today Doueihi is "The Fall Guy". If we don't show-up and get flogged again, blame Doueihi. If we fluke a win then the last month of excrement must have been Doueihi's fault.

After the obligatory Danny Wanker exclusive due tomorrow (with special anonymous comments from Uncle Voldemort) we can expect to hear from "Tiger's legend" Benny Elias (who never played for WT's and coincidentally is related to Danny Wanker's ghost writer) to twist the knife some more into Benji...

AD is such a martyr; an absolute legend; and hero of the common man He removed himself from the team to make the most profound statement that nobody has the slightest clue what he was trying to prove. He has put the team first in the most ironic of circumstances by self terminating just two...

If we see Danny Wanker wearing his triple layer puffer jackets tomorrow twisting the knife into Benji as official mouthpiece for Uncle Isaac, that means AD has left the building and is shuffling his pack of mental health, bullying and racism cards for an early release.