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The Wests Tigers football department has requested an immediate release from Wests Tigers. Tired of being blamed for the years of ineptitude, a source from the footy department has spoken with NRL 360 this afternoon.

“The lawyer was on SEN again this morning blaming us for all the recruitment issues.. we weren’t even there when Pascoe was shouting Jimmy the jet a flat white.. Gadget organised Noffa on big bucks too”

“They built us a new gym and won’t stop going on about it… it’s got a bloody one lane pool for Christ sake, and we’re all Westies and none of us even swim”

The football department will field offers from other clubs such as the Roosters, Parramatta and Penrith. “We’ve been giving those clubs our best coaching and playing talent for years anyway so I’m sure they’ll take us in”

“Might even win a few”.

Betoota?