Balmain Bug is the New Judas!!!

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Aladinsane

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I can see it now…..this Friday night, at the game,I can see Bug standing up on his seat in Bay 13, just before the Match and singing(maybe screaming) to Coach Sheens.....his desperate message. Some will Cheer, but I reckon most of the normal fans will scream him to sit down.

What song you might say, Bug will sing.....please go to tis link, and follow the words.....I..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytNoiQ8LkS8&feature=related
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My mind is clearer now.
At last all too well
I can see where we all soon will be.
If you strip away The myth from the man,
You will see where we all soon will be. Sheens!!!!

You've started to believe
The things they say of you.
You really do believe
This talk of winning rhe premeirship is true
And all the good you've done
Will soon get swept away.
You've begun to matter more
Than the things you say.

Listen Sheens,I don't like what I see.
All I ask is that you listen to me.
And remember, I've been your right hand man all along.
You have set them all on fire.
They think they've found the new Messiah.
And they'll hurt you when they find they're wrong.

I remember when this whole thing began.
No talk of winning then, we called you a man.
And believe me, my admiration for you hasn't died.
But every word you say today
Gets twisted 'round some other way.
And they'll hurt you if they think you've lied.
Benji, your famous son should have stayed a great unknown
Like his father carving wood He'd have made good.
Tables, chairs, and oaken chests would have suited Sheens best.
He'd have caused nobody harm; no one alarm.

Listen, Sheens, do you care for your fans?
Don't you see we must keep in our place?
We are occupied; have you forgotten how put down we are?

I am frightened by the crowd.
For we are getting much too loud.
And they'll crush us if we go too far.
If we go
too far....

Listen, Sheens, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I want us to live.
But it's sad to see our chances weakening with every hour.
All your followers are blind.
Too much premiership on their minds.
It was beautiful, but now it's sour.
Yes it's all gone sour.

Listen, Sheens, to the warning I give.
Please remember that I want us to live.
C'mon, c'mon
He won't listen to me ...
C'mon,listen,listen to me...
C'mon,listen to me...
C'mon,listen to me...
Listen,listen to me...
C'mon,listen to me...
Listen to me...
Listen to me...

:deadhorse:
 
:laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: One of your all-time best alad…..all time best....where is that clapping emoticon go.......

Gallant>>>>>>>>North Queensland....never wrooooooooong.....
 
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And the Good Friday Story continues…........It's weird, but most ofthe Crowd is dumbfounded by "Bug "Judas's beautiful rendition of "Premeirship on their Minds" and most just sit silent, while a small band of "Bug Judas" extremists followers do a slow clap chant and start throwing plastic bottles and WT flags towards the direction of Coach Sheens.One flag ends up stabbing his side, and he slumps to the ground.......The crowd is in shock....Benji runs to his side and cradles his head, and tries to stop the bleeding.

This gives "Bug Judas" the confidence of jumping over the fence , running to the middle of the field to where the Wests Tigers Cheergirls are just about to start their act, and tells them to just wing it and follow his lead.........

You guess it....go to this link and follow the words along...... the Cheerleader outfits don't have enough Orange for my liking

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YPDXmEsQtQ&NR=1

**Voice of Judas🙁Balmain Bug)**

Every time I look at you I don't understand
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand.
You'd have managed better if you'd had it planned.
Why'd you choose such a backward time in such a strange land?
If you'd come today you could have reached a whole nation.
Campbelltown in 2004 had no mass communication.
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know.

**Wests Tigers Cheerleaders -CHOIR**

Tim Sheens, Tim Sheens,
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Tim Sheens Superstar,
Do you think you're what they say you are?

**VOICE OF JUDAS ( Balmain Bug)**

Tell me what you think about your friends at the top.
Who'd you think besides yourself's the pick of the crop?
Bennett, was he where it's at? Is he where you are?
Could Gibson move a mountain, or was that just PR?
Did you mean to die like that? Was that a mistake, or
Did you know your messy death would be a record breaker?
Don't you get me wrong.
I only want to know.

**Wests Tigers Cheerleaders-CHOIR**
Tim Sheens, Tim Sheens,
Who are you? What have you sacrificed?
Tim Sheens Superstar,
Do you think you're what they say you are?
(Repeat)
 
Still at work, and need a break …........so back to the Good Friday Story.

"Bug Judas" just after his loud passionate performance with the Wests Tigers Cheergirls, is now been handcuffed by SFS security.
While he was entertaining the 30,000 crowd, Coach Sheens was rushed back into the dressing room by Benji, Gareth , John Morris and Robbie. The Good WT Doctor then attended to the Coach's wound and cleaned him up. Roycie came in and handed him an all white outfit,and told him that Bug Judas was singing the Stadium down.

It was with that, Coach Sheens got straight up and started walking towards thew middle of the Ground.........

Yes, you guess it, Coach Sheens,being a very Religious man, look at the handcuffed Judas straight in the eye, and sang, one of his greatest performances ever.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-rre_BXxC0&feature=related (**please watch this performance…it is amazing**)

**Voice of Coach Sheens**

I only want to say
If there is a way
Take this cup away from me
For I don't want to taste its poison
Feel it burn me,
I have changed I'm not as sure
As when we started
Then I was inspired
Now I'm sad and tired
Listen surely I've exceeded
Expectations
Tried for three years
Seems like thirty
Could you ask as much
From any other Coach?

But if I get sacked
See the saga through
And do the things you ask of me
Let them hate me, hit me, hurt me
Nail me to their tree
I'd want to know
I'd want to know my God
I'd want to know
I'd want to know my God
I'd want to see
I'd want to see my God
I'd want to see
I'd want to see my God
**Why I should get sacked
Would I be more noticed
Than I ever was before?**
Would the things I've said and done
Matter any more?
I'd have to know
I'd have to know my Lord
I'd have to know
I'd have to know my Lord
I'd have to see
I'd have to see my Lord
I'd have to see
I'd have to see my Lord

If I die what will be my reward?
If I die what will be my reward?
I'd have to know
I'd have to know my Lord
I'd have to know
I'd have to know my Lord

Why, why should I get sacked?
Oh, why should I get sacked?
Can you show me now
That I would not be sacked in vain?
Show me just a little
Of your omnipresent brain
**Show me there's a reason
For your wanting me to get sacked
You're far too keen on where and how
But not so hot on why**
Alright I'll go!
Just watch me go!
See how, see how I'll go!
Oh, just watch me go!

Then I was inspired
Now I'm sad and tired
After all I've tried for three years
Seems like ninety
Why then am I scared
To finish what I started
What you started
I didn't start it
God thy will is hard
But you hold every card
I will drink your cup of poison
Nail me to your cross and break me
Bleed me, beat me
Kill me, take me now
Before I change my mind
 
:laughing: your job requires serious drinking doesn't it…....

Don't burn yourself out....it's gunna be another loooooooooooong off season......... :brick:
 
@stryker said:
:laughing: what the hell does all this dribble mean???
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Stryker, are you serious?…..how straight forward do I have to make it . It was just a bit of fun comparing Balmain Bug(who has a great sense of humour) attack on Coach Sheens, in his attempt to get him sacked......It's called Satire.

**Satire** is often strictly defined as a literary genre or form; although, in practice, it is also found in the graphic and performing arts. In satire, human or individual vices, follies, abuses, or shortcomings are held up to censure by means of ridicule, derision, burlesque, irony, or other methods, ideally with the intent to bring about improvement.[1] Although satire is usually meant to be funny, **the purpose of satire is not primarily humour in itself so much as an attack on something of which the author strongly disapproves, using the weapon of wit.**.

Sorry if my "dribble" was too difficult to comprehend :unamused:
 
@smeghead said:
I see the humour in it Rich.

But sorry that is not satire
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Smeg, I am no English teacher, very far from it , as I couldn't speak a word of English when I started school, but I do believe that Satire , comes in many forms, so I beg to differ from your above statement.

Here's another definition I found

**Satire**
1\. the use of ridicule to expose incompetence, evil, or corruption.

I think this thread has exposed Bug for at least one of th above :wink:
 
Well , here is the final instalment of the Good Friday Story, before I rush off to the Stadium form work.

After watching all the action in the Stadium between Bug Judas and Coach Sheens, Eddie in Bay 12 goes off into a Daydream…..

Yes, you guess it..........this is what he dreamt. about Coach Sheens........follow the words and go to the link please

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aLJG1thLI0
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**Eddie's Dream**

I dreamed I met a Kingwoodian
A most amazing man.
He had that look you very rarely find:
The haunting, hunted kind.
I asked him to say what had happened,
How it all began.
I asked again, he never said a word.
As if he hadn't heard.
And next, the room was full of wild and angry men.
They seemed to hate this man.
They fell on him, and then
Disappeared again.
Then I saw thousands of millions
Crying for this man.
And then I heard them mentioning my name,
And leaving me the blame.
 
After watching the team play a fantastic game with John Morris at 7,thrashing the Bulldogs, and just missing the eight by one point, Bug Judas's head is in a mess, and is starting to feel remorse for his betrayal on a coach that gave him so much joy only 4 years ago….........this is the story of his last days

Yes , you guess it , please go to this link, and follow the words........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUZIipy4JM4
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**BUG JUDAS**

My God! I saw him.
He looked three-quarters dead!
And he was so bad I had to turn my head.
You beat him so hard that he was bent and lame,
And I know who everybody's going to blame.
I don't believe he knows I acted for our good.
I'd save him all this suffering if I could.
Don't believe...our good...
And I'd save him if I could...

**CT**

Cut the confessions, forget the excuses.
I don't understand why you're filled with remorse.
All that you've said has come true with a vengeance.
The mob turned against him, you backed the right horse.

**HYBRID TIGER**

What you have done will be the saving of everyone.
You'll be remembered forever for this.
And not only that, you've been paid for your efforts.
Pretty good wages for one little kiss.

**BUG JUDAS**

Sheens, I know you can't hear me,
But I only did what you wanted me too.
Sheens, I'd sell out the nation,
For I have been saddled with the sacking of you.
I have been spattered with innocent blood.
I shall be dragged through the slime and the mud.
I have been spattered with innocent blood.
I shall be dragged through the slime and the slime and the slime
and the mud!

I don't know how to love him.
I don't know why he moves me.
He's a man. He's just a man.
He is not a king. He is just the same
As anyone I know.
He scares me so!

When he's cold and dead will he let me be?
Does he love me too? Does he care for me?

My mind is in darkness.
God, God I'm sick. I've been used,
And you knew all the time.
God! I'll never ever know why you chose me for your crime.
For your foul bloody crime
You have murdered me! ...have murdered me
murdered me!
murdered me!
murdered me!
murdered me!
murdered me!
murdered...-

**CHOIR**

Poor old Judas. So long Judas.

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Hi Everyone,
Sometimes the forum that's itself,way too serious ,and way too hard on our team and the coaching staff…...... especially when we have all seen how hard they have tried this year to do their best, and have played their guts out to try and make the finals....and on most part punched above their weight.I hope this light hearted thread has made some of you smile.....especially you , Bug. :laughing:

Most of us should all take a chill pill, and know they we have a exciting team to watch, who mostly stay out of trouble, and I for one, am very proud to follow this Wests Tigers team

Can't wait to see what happens in 2010, with all this great young talent coming up....and I am predicting a top 4 finish next year.

The season is not over yet, as we have 3 hard working team ( Wests Tigers Under 20s....Western Suburbs Magpies and the Balmain Ryde Eastwood Tigers )to follow through their finals campaign.

Hopefully on Grand final Day we all will see the Tigers Vs the Magpies in the State Cup GF, and the under 20s WT team beat the Eagles, and that, would in my eyes , cap off a great year of following the Wests Tigers in 2009\. :sign:

All the Best during the Off Season
Cheers
Rick
 
@Aladinsane said:
Hi Everyone,
Sometimes the forum that's itself,way too serious ,and way too hard on our team and the coaching staff…...... especially when we have all seen how hard they have tried this year to do their best, and have played their guts out to try and make the finals....and on most part punched above their weight.I hope this light hearted thread has made some of you smile.....especially you , Bug. :laughing:

Most of us should all take a chill pill, and know they we have a exciting team to watch, who mostly stay out of trouble, and I for one, am very proud to follow this Wests Tigers team

Can't wait to see what happens in 2010, with all this great young talent coming up....and I am predicting a top 4 finish next year.

The season is not over yet, as we have 3 hard working team ( Wests Tigers Under 20s....Western Suburbs Magpies and the Balmain Ryde Eastwood Tigers )to follow through their finals campaign.

Hopefully on Grand final Day we all will see the Tigers Vs the Magpies in the State Cup GF, and the under 20s WT team beat the Eagles, and that, would in my eyes , cap off a great year of following the Wests Tigers in 2009\. :sign:

All the Best during the Off Season
Cheers
Rick
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Amen to that Rick…..not long now to pre season mate.....trails before you know it.......
 
It was too late for remorse, as Bug got what he wished for, and Coach Sheens was released from his last year of his Coaching contract with the Wests Tigers, and heads over to South Sydney, and takes them to back to back premeirships in 2010 & 2011.
Meanwhile , back at Concord , Bug's wishes of Folkes coaching the Wests Tigers are answered , and the Tigers go from being contenders to cellar Dwellers, and finally getting our first wooden spoon.

Hence, you guess it, go to the link and follow the words, as Alad, is heard singing the chorus at Leichhardt Oval to Bug, who is still regretting l…...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxozRUeyFIo

**BUG**
So this is it…
This is what I wished for
Just isn't how I envisioned it
Fame to the point of imprisonment
I just thought the shit'd be different
But something changed
The minute that I got a whiff of it
I started to inhale it
Smell it
Started sniffin' it
And it became my cocaine
I just couldn't quit
I just wanted a little bit
Then it turned me (in)to a monster
I became a hypocrite
Concert after concert

I was raking in the dough
Rolling in green
Had the game hemmed up
Like a sewing machine
But I was losing my freedom
There was no where for me
To not go and be seen
And just go and be me
And there was no in-between
You either loved it or hate it

Every CD critics gave it a 3, then 3
Years later, they'd go back and re-rate it
And call the Slim Shady LP the greatest
The Marshall Mathers was a classic
The Eminem Show was fantastic
But Encore just didn't have the caliber to match it
I guess enough time just ain't passed, yet
A couple more years, that shit'll be ill-matic
And eight years later, I'm still at it
Divorce, re-married
A felon
A father
Sleeping pill addict
And this is real talk
I feel like the Incredible Hulk
My back has been broke, and I can still walk

[Chorus]…**ALAD**

**So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold**
I said

**Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold**

[Verse 2**]..BUG**

I got a letter from a fan, that said
He's been praying for me
Every day and for some reason
It's been weighing on my mind heavy
'Cause I don't read every
Letter I get, but something told me to go ahead and open it, but
Why would someone pray for you when they don't know you?
You didn't pray for me when I was local
And as I lay these vocals
I think of all the shit I had to go through
Just to get to where I'm at
I've already told you at least

A thousand times in these rhymes
I appreciate the prayer, but I've already got
God on my side
And it's been one hell of a ride, hasn't it?
Just watchin' it from an opposite standpoint
Man, boy's got to look
Nuts
And that's the only word I can think of right now
On how
To describe the shit
This is like a vibe you get
Go ahead and bob to it
Just watch what you wish for, 'cause I got the shit

[**Chorus]…ALAD**
**So be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold**
I said

Be careful what you wish for
'Cause you just might get it
And if you get it then you just might not know
What to do wit' it, 'cause it might just
Come back on you ten-fold
 
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