I hope Sheens has them out in this rain...

Eddie

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Sheens Training Program - May 18

10am - Get Royce and Fitzy to lay out the witches hats. Make sure Royce has his rain coat on.

10.30am - Practice blind side scrum play for 1 hour

11.30am - Get the flying fox tackling bag out

11.45am - Write out the same 17 names as last week

12pm - Get Royce and Fitzy to pick up the witches hats
 

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12.30…fitzy and royce still arguing over who's going to carry the witches hats back to the sheds.
 

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1pm - Fitzy fumbles one of the witches hats and Royce dives on it, knocking it back towards Parramatta Road. Bystanders bemused.
 

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1.00pm fitzy threatened with playing a full game against the knights if he doesn't hand them over to royce..
 

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11.45pm Police called in a state of panic as loose conversion attempts by Benji shell traffic on Parramatta Road.
 

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1.15 - Fitzy hands them over to Royce. Royce kicks up a stink. Marching into the store room at Concord Oval, collecting all witches hats, flying foxes and rain coats threatening never to bring them back if he is not the sole man to put down the cones.

1.30 pm - Sheens deep in the bowles of Concord Oval watching footage of scrum plays and tap re starts from the 1983 Grand Final
 

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1.07 - Police release Fitzhnery after brief discussion and handing over of brown paper bag by T Sheens
 

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2.15 pm . meanwhile roycey counts the witches hats for the 300th time and keeps coming up with 8, he is sure there was 9.
 

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2.10 pm- Police release statement confirming all 15 players will be released on bail at 5pm this Friday

2.17pm - Royce submits written application for Head coaching role at 15 NRL clubs

2.19pm- Royce has 15 new inbox messages. All including the words "No thanks"

2.24pm - Sheens talks to the assembled media. Mentioning the words "reasons but not excuses" a record 14 times in 5 minutes

2.27 - Fitzy is seen jinking and stuttering up Parramatta Road with a stray blue witches hat not knowing which way to go

2.31pm- Royce is seen charging after him. Royce has forgotten his rain coat. He decides to turn back to retrieve.
 

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3.00pm fitzys making good ground until he stumbles and fumbles, and the cone now becomes wedged on this head, he is going round in circles {just like benji}. he is calling for roycey to forgive him.
 
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2:33pm- Royce retrieves his raincoat.

2:38pm- Royce stumbles over witches cone, left behind by Fitzhenry, Royce rips his raincoat and gets mud all over it in the process. He is fuming.

2:45pm- Fitzhenry is crash tackled by Roycey who was hiding in the bushes. He absolutely belts him with a beauty and threatens to kick him out of the club if he ever pulls another stunt leaving witches cones lying around concord like that.
 

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3.30 Benji meets with Insurance assessors to get his Ego appraised.

4.00 Sheens meets with the National Trust on the status of his protection order.

4.30 Humphries meets with C/town Stadium security on measures to keep rioting to a minimun in case of a similiar performance is put up against the Warriors.
 

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@balmainkings said:
3.00pm fitzys making good ground until he stumbles and fumbles, and the cone now becomes wedged on this head, he is going round in circles {just like benji}. he is calling for roycey to forgive him.

Dont quit your day job guys if you have one that is.
 

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@tiger4ever said:
@balmainkings said:
3.00pm fitzys making good ground until he stumbles and fumbles, and the cone now becomes wedged on this head, he is going round in circles {just like benji}. he is calling for roycey to forgive him.

Dont quit your day job guys if you have one that is.

Same should apply for Royce one suspects…
 

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But best is yet to come

1600hrs Sheens summons all his staff and player for the weekly announcement of the team, some of the players know it might be curtains. You can cut the air with a knife–-Sheens starts no1 ryan no2 brown theirs a hush no fitzy and than to everyone's relief Lotte is congratulated on his SOO selection and Sheens sings the praises of Mr reliable who can play both left and right wings as badly as each other,than Fitzys name is read out, it was than everyone knew they were all safe for another week or maybe another year. What would we do without coach Sheens
 

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