If Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in car

[Aladinsane]

Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.
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They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.
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God asks Coach Sheens…”What do you believe in”..
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“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...
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God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”
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God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”
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“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”
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God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”
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God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”
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“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”

 

[stryker]

Hahaha ….pretty much!

 

[Newy_Tiger]

Haha! thats classic man!

 

[tig_prmz]

HAHAHAHA

LOOOOL, "Saint Benny" :L

 

[prattenpark]

mmm… except Smith is still yet to achieve the one thing he's been focussed on over the last 25 years or so of his coaching career. maybe some things aren't achievable

 

[alien]

haha i can imagine wayne saying that.

 

[Archangel]

Ken oath! lol good read

 

[softlaw]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

 

[Mrs_T]

Ha ha, good one! And I thought this was going to be a serious thread!

 

[cunno]

Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!

 

[Aladinsane]

Sorry, but I can't see Jack Gibson giving up his chair for anyone!!

Very good…..the new last line of the joke...

Tim Sheens, Brian Smith and Wayne Bennett all die in a car crash.
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They get to Heaven & St Peter says, “God wants to ask you a question ,and if he likes you, then you can sit with him to watch the grand final”.
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God asks Coach Sheens...”What do you believe in”..
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“I believe in looking after my boys on and off the field”...
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God says “that’s good you can sit on my left.”
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God asks Coach Smith “What do you believe in”
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“I believe in courage, honour, and you can achieve anything if you put your mind to it.”
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God says “that’s good you can sit on my right...”
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God asks Coach Bennett. . . “what do you believe in...”
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“I believe you are sitting in my chair !”

Saint Peter butts in, " Sorry Wayne, but Jack Gibson doesn't give up his chair for anyone"