JT Joke

Furious1

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Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"
 
@Furious1 said:
Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"

Yeah its been hanging around since Moses was a sparkle in his old man's eye :unamused:
 
@happy tiger said:
@Furious1 said:
Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"

Yeah its been hanging around since Moses was a sparkle in his old man's eye :unamused:

You must have been one of the first to hear it then.
 
@Sabre said:
@happy tiger said:
@Furious1 said:
Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"

Yeah its been hanging around since Moses was a sparkle in his old man's eye :unamused:

You must have been one of the first to hear it then.

:roll

Touche

It's not even really targeting Taylor , it's more aimed at the players

The players will need every ounce of support we can muster to get any results
 
@happy tiger said:
@Furious1 said:
Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"

Yeah its been hanging around since Moses was a sparkle in his old man's eye :unamused:

Yeah I figured that might be the case. Name substitute hey. Thank god we have some dinosaurs on Here to set us straight
 
@Furious1 said:
@happy tiger said:
@Furious1 said:
Anyone seen this floating around? Probably one of those old jokes where you just substitute the names. Still I just stumbled on it. Shows what we are becoming in some people's eyes

Jason Taylor phones Wayne Bennett to find out how to improve his training methods. "Wheelie bins" says Wayne. "Position wheelie bins around the field and get your players to pass the ball between them, step round them, chip over the top of them…it'll improve all round skills". The next day Bennett's phone rings. "Hi Wayne , it's JT here. The bins are winning 18-0\. What do I do now?"

Yeah its been hanging around since Moses was a sparkle in his old man's eye :unamused:

Yeah I figured that might be the case. Name substitute hey. Thank god we have some dinosaurs on Here to set us straight

Don't thank God ,thank Happy
 
Unfortunately, some jokes also contain a certain amount of truth. I sincerely hope the team does show some real improvement next year but if we don't get reasonable results over the opening 6 to 8 rounds I think Jason might find himself out of a job.
 
If there was any truth in this, could Wests Tigers maybe sign up the bins?
Are the faster, dynamic 80 litre bins worth their freight, or are the larger 120 litre models the way to go?
And if a bin was really that good, could we ever keep a lid on it?
Player rehab would be so easy, just screw new parts and you're back in the game!
Would Coach Taylor simply recycle his post-match comments?
There again, if we were to lose, would the critics just call us rubbish?
And when they come back to pre-season training, all the talk would be "how have you wheelie-bin?"
These bins are more than meet the eye!
 
@tiger_one said:
If there was any truth in this, could Wests Tigers maybe sign up the bins?
Are the faster, dynamic 80 litre bins worth their freight, or are the larger 120 litre models the way to go?
And if a bin was really that good, could we ever keep a lid on it?
Player rehab would be so easy, just screw new parts and you're back in the game!
Would Coach Taylor simply recycle his post-match comments?
There again, if we were to lose, would the critics just call us rubbish?
And when they come back to pre-season training, all the talk would be "how have you wheelie-bin?"
These bins are more than meet the eye!

Classic,
Funny stuff, tiger_one
 

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