The Tim Sheens "reasons not excuses" thread

[hybrid_tiger]

A thread for all the deluded Sheens apologists to make excuses, sorry "reasons not excuses" for the great man.

Here's a few to start:

- The coach can't run onto the field and tackle
- The coach doesn't drop the ball
- We have injuries in key positions
- When you turnover the ball so often you can't win
- The grass was too wet for our expansive attacking style

 

[stryker]

None of them will have the balls to show up here until Friday as a minimum.

 

[Fast_Eddie]

The coach doesn't miss the tackles.
Those kids who ran onto the field 2m before fulltime put us off our stride
I'll be having a word to Robert Finch during the week
We keep shooting ourselves in the foot

 

[DREW76]

- He and Royce were coaching the Aussie side and didn't have time to prepare for this match.
- Happy with scoring 10 points at the SCG
- Glad he got to see a good game of footy today. Toyota cup was the highlight of the day.

 

[TIGER]

Hey leave Sheens alone he almost created history today.

 

[softlaw]

I am God
I don't need reasons

 

[NJLM78]

The game didn't kick off until 2:07 and we were preparing for a 2:00pm game.

 

[Fast_Eddie]

The dog ate our game plan
Someone scanned the game plan, scanned it and it went viral so souths knew what we'd be doing
The long turnaround had us stale
The kooch grass of the SCG is different to the Kikuyu grass of Campbelltown

 

[Geo]

None of them will have the balls to show up here until Friday as a minimum.

I'm here…..Sheens picks Marshall and Farah ....International players and expects them to play a little above Under 10's football...

At least they tried hard........... didn't they....

 

[Guest]

The team failed to show up today. No excuses. It wasn't first grade standard and we as fans deserve better. And the players owe it to themselves to play better. I'd be too embarrassed to be seen in public if I put in a performance like that.

 

[stryker]

None of them will have the balls to show up here until Friday as a minimum.

I'm here…..Sheens picks Marshall and Farah ....International players and expects them to play a little above Under 10's football...

<big>At least they tried hard........... didn't they</big>....

Nah mate no they did not…that is what we are all so pee'd off about..

 

[Geo]

None of them will have the balls to show up here until Friday as a minimum.

I'm here…..Sheens picks Marshall and Farah ....International players and expects them to play a little above Under 10's football...

<big>At least they tried hard........... didn't they</big>....

Nah mate no they did not…that is what we are all so pee'd off about..

<big>AGREED</big>…Things aren't well in Camp Concord...I'm convinced.....

 

[PYMBLEPETE]

For the team we fielded today to turn it what they did - yes you would have to think that something is stinking in Denmark so to speak.

 

[Balmain_Bug]

Tim Sheens is a disgrace.

He should have blooded our quality lower graders by now. He is leaving it too late. What type of fool goes into a game with a back on the bench against the biggest pack of forwards in Rugby league. Sheens was a fool for letting Hodgson go, then letting Gallant go.

Tim 'The Fonz' Sheens is a fool and the sooner he leaves this club the better.

Blokes careers like Chris Lawrence go backwards with Sheens coaching. He banned benji's side step. What a fool.

He is a joke, but that joke is not funny, its sick.

 

[Zaibatsu]

<big>**6.67%**</big>

What is this 6.67% figure you ask???

That is Tim Sheens' success rate for clubs making the finals under his control in the past 15 years…

Yes, that is correct, Sheens is 1/15, ONE from bloody FIFTEEN since 1985...

And we a talking about a competition where half the field makes the finals...

Absolutely enough said.

 

[izotope]

"our pack wasnt big enough to muscle it with the souths pack, two back rowers, a winger and prop on the bench, how am i expect to win a match with that bench!"