Thing’s that make you laugh!! 😂

Cairnstigers

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One farmer to another

My cow fell down a hole the other day and I had to shoot it

Did you shoot it in the hole

No I shot it in the head
 

tiger05premier

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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
 

mike

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Why don’t you ever see Hippopotamuses hiding in the trees?

Because they are really, really good at it.
 

TheDaBoss

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The sharks were in a movie based off futuristic machines

The movie was called Roids
 

swag_tiger

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@Tiger_Steve said in [Dad Humour](/post/1094532) said:
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

My dad always says that one.
 

Bee-Em

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Bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer the other day, not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
 

Ponyo

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Q. What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
A. Phillip-philoppe Haaha..thank U very much
 

Leck

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Dad: "I've got a great joke about a pizza."

Me: "What is it?"

Dad: "I can't tell you. It's too cheesy."
 

Shaggytiger1

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How do you catch a polar bear?
Well they are pretty inquisitive animals, so what you do is dig a hole in the ice and go and hide.
When a polar bear comes along and has a look in the hole, you sneek up behind it and kick it in the ice hole!
 
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