Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time ....?"
No, some begin with "This is Parramatta's year ...."

 

[tiger_one]

My sister said I couldn’t make a bike out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I rode pasta.

 

[tiger_one]

How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them.

 

[Cobarcats]

Life at my age 🙂

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old.
"You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!"

"Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00am. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"Do you have trouble crapping?" asked the 70-year-old.

"No, I crap every morning at 6:30am."

With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said,
"Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00am and crap every morning at 6:30am.

So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00am"

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Gday, my name is Mr Perrottet, I believe you have a ticket for me…

 

[tiger_one]

How does a French skeleton say hello?
Bone-jour.

 

[Don Kershane]

Missing cat posters on telegraph poles.

 

[tiger_one]

My mate's just written a book about falling down a staircase.
It's a step by step guide

 

[tiger_one]

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger, but then it hit me.

 

[Long Term Fan]

Myself at the start of the season believing WT will play semi finals once again.

That they had the best offseason ever and the boys are a tight group. This makes me laugh so much.

 

[tiger_one]

I recently bought a toilet brush.
Long story short, I'm going back to toilet paper.

 

[Elderslie_Tiger]

This normally gets a run this time of year helps erase WT'S season😂😂😂😂

 

[tiger_one]

A Pommy mate just emailed me:
"I've got milk in my fridge that's seen two Prime Ministers, two Monarchs and two Chelsea managers!"

 

[Cobarcats]

Ben Gardiner decides to take the boys for a training session because Noddy had caught Covid.
He shouts to the players to go out onto LO and assume their normal playing positions.
So they all ran out onto the field and stood behind the goalposts and waited for the conversion. 😉

 

[Lauren]

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[tiger_one]

FriEND.
Best friEND.
Boy friEND.
Girl friEND.
Food.
(Only food has NO end!)


Grand Final Edit:

FriEND
BesrfriEND
BoyfriEND.
GirlfriEND.
They all end with END.
You know what doesn’t end?
The Parramatta Eels premiership drought.

 

[Cobarcats]

This cubby house is near my place. The kid is 60yrs old. Absolute lunatic. 😹

 

[bathursttiger1]

This cubby house is near my place. The kid is 60yrs old. Absolute lunatic. 😹
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Don't you have a match or cigarette lighter?

 

[innsaneink]

Surprised the council dont order it ripped down...looks dodgy and ugly

 

[twentyforty]

This cubby house is near my place. The kid is 60yrs old. Absolute lunatic. 😹
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😂 hardwood has been hard to get, people are using what ever they can get.