Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger05premier]

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

 

[Cairnstigers]

One farmer to another

My cow fell down a hole the other day and I had to shoot it

Did you shoot it in the hole

No I shot it in the head

 

[Tiger_Steve]

Bought my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas as a stocking filler

 

[tiger05premier]

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

The secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"

If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

 

[240z]

Bought my wife a prosthetic leg for Christmas as a stocking filler

That's a gem

 

[mike]

Why don’t you ever see Hippopotamuses hiding in the trees?

Because they are really, really good at it.

 

[TheDaBoss]

The sharks were in a movie based off futuristic machines

The movie was called Roids

 

[swag_tiger]

Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

My dad always says that one.

 

[Bee-Em]

Bought a pair of shoes off a drug dealer the other day, not sure what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!

 

[happy_tiger]

Man walks into a bar and takes 3 operations to get it removed

 

[Goldust]

What do you call a Woolworths on fire


Coles

 

[TieDye]

What do you call an elephant with the inability to feel pain? Numbo.. Too soon??

 

[Ponyo]

Q. What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
A. Phillip-philoppe Haaha..thank U very much

 

[gallagher]

Why was number 10 nervous.
Because 7 8 9

 

[hobbo1]

Q ...How does Darth Vader like his Christmas turkey ?

A...on the dark side !

 

[hank37w]

Q. Who is Ben 10's father?
A. Glen 20.

 

[TieDye]

Q. Who is Ben 10's father?
A. Glen 20.

That’s gold. 👍

 

[Leck]

Dad: "I've got a great joke about a pizza."

Me: "What is it?"

Dad: "I can't tell you. It's too cheesy."

 

[TheDaBoss]

Q. Who is Ben 10's father?
A. Glen 20.

Im dead

 

[Shaggytiger1]

How do you catch a polar bear?
Well they are pretty inquisitive animals, so what you do is dig a hole in the ice and go and hide.
When a polar bear comes along and has a look in the hole, you sneek up behind it and kick it in the ice hole!