Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

No one is talking about the war anymore. Probably because the US didn't go Russian in.

I see what you did there.

 

[Cobarcats]

How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

 

[tiger_one]

What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.

 

[Cobarcats]

This is one of my fav. You can alter it to suit the occasion. I first heard it when someone said it was an Army assessment video.

 

[Lauren]

 

[The SHADOW]

How do you know a clown farted ?
Smells funny

 

[tiger_one]

I got attacked by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things!

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

I asked 10 people what LGTBQ stood for.
I couldn't get a straight answer.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Warning: explicit language

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Warning: Explicit Language

 

[tiger_one]

I accidentally swallowed some invisible ink.
I'm now at hospital waiting to be seen.

 

[The SHADOW]

ill sound like an old timer.
In my younger days, when bacon was real, my girlfriends always had terrible reception problems on their mobile phones when talking to me,
it’s still a mystery to me why, I was always fully barred up.
Aye the old days, what I’d give to …….

 

[The SHADOW]

What do you call a Lebanese astronaut? NASA

 

[FinestTigers]

 

[Merlot]

true story-im of to the tree for the fortnightly game of uka-should i go alone?

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Manly are also considering having a toilet cubicle appreciation jersey next year 😂

 

[Harvey]

Manly are also considering having a toilet cubicle appreciation jersey next year 😂

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Could understand if it was a toilet bowl appreciation jersey. Similar substance fills both

 

[tiger_one]

true story-im of to the tree for the fortnightly game of uka-should i go alone?

Only if it suits!

 

[tiger_one]

Elton John bought his pet rabbit a treadmill.
It's a little fit bunny.