Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[tiger_one]

Astronomers got tired watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours.
They decided to call it a day,

 

[Magpies1969]

People trying to pull open a shop door when he clearly has a sign saying push.

People running into things whilst so engrossed on their mobile phones.

Seeing a bunch of teenagers at a party and they are all on their phones instead of talking to each other. Society has lost the plot.

 

[WT2K]

 

[cktiger]

Lol- you missed the sexual revolution 🤣
Off you go and chase those Pokemons…

 

[cktiger]

Twice. Who told you?

 

[cktiger]

You wouldn’t have been born then… maybe I’m yours?

 

[tiger_one]

I’m at the airport and there’s a woman completely passed out on the baggage carousel!
She’s slowly coming around now.

 

[TheDaBoss]

How do 2 non binary samurai kill each other?


They / Them

 

[tiger_one]

What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry?
58.

 

[tiger_one]

Did you hear that they're not making 12 inch rulers any longer?

 

[tiger_one]

 

[Merlot]

Q. whats the fastest cake..A..scone

 

[Carefactor]

BB Guns & Air Rifles > Laser Tag 😉

 

[tiger_one]

How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Of course it only has 8 of those.
So the first two were test-tickles!

 

[tiger_one]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.
And a Czech one too.

 

[Carefactor]

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician.
And a Czech one too.

Haha... took me a sec 😄