Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cobarcats]

I did a survival course once (true story) and the instructor told us this in a lesson,
"Everything in the bush is edible but some things you can only eat once"

 

[tiger_one]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?
I for one.

 

[Cobarcats]

Sorry if this makes things worse, 🤞

 

[Cobarcats]

Our new salary cap, surpassing the old roosters mk1 and bulldogs mk2, the tigers mk3 will take the Weststigers into a new successful era 😻

 

[twentyforty]

Who is in favour of bringing Roman numerals back into use?
I for one.

I M C

 

[Cobarcats]

Professor calls on rugby league to adopt non-contact training and players to donate their brains for CTE research....pointless me doing that 🤪

 

[tiger_one]

As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
“This takes me back.”

 

[Lauren]

 

[happy_tiger]

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger ...then it hit me ....

 

[tiger_one]

An old Japanese gardener asked me what I knew about bonsai trees.
I said... “Very little.”

 

[tiger_one]

What do rich people say when they tickle their baby?
Gucci Gucci Gucci

 

[tiger_one]

Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

 

[Magpies1969]

The leader of the free nation over 80 years old. Scary stuff

What is the USA's go with old blokes as leaders well past their prime and retirement age.

 

[happy_tiger]

The leader of the free nation over 80 years old. Scary stuff

What is the USA's go with old blokes as leaders well past their prime and retirement age.

Maybe because any hijinks they got up to in their 20-30's won't be on Youtube etc

 

[tiger_one]

X Factor.
The original Roman Sunscreen.

 

[Cobarcats]

Goodnight all.
CC

 

[tiger_one]

What is Aquaman’s Twitter Handle?

@lantis

 

[tiger_one]

My mate went to the Doctor with hearing problems.
The doctor asked him: "Can you describe the symptoms?"
My mate said: “Homer’s a fat dude and Marge has blue hair.”

 

[hank37w]

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Goodnight all.
CC

Careful Cobar, you'll get in the shit if you keep doing things like that.

 

[tiger_one]

Got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.