Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Cobarcats]

 

[Merlot]

Got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.
They put me in the ICU.

remember the Cash Converters add,big brick wall,31 31 31,old matey looks through a hole gets poked in the eye,crowd behind the wall ,wail 32 32 32 lol

 

[Cobarcats]

Buzz Rothfield 🤣🤣🤣

 

[tiger_one]

Elevators terrify me.
I’m taking steps to avoid them.

 

[tiger_one]

 

[tiger_one]

"special homage to dear champion @Geo :"

Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.

 

[tiger_one]

My wife and I are having this huge argument as to the right thing to wear during gardening.
But she keeps digging in her heels.

 

[tiger_one]

wtf is an acronym

 

[tiger_one]

My wife told me, “Don’t get upset if people call you fat...”
You’re much bigger than that.

 

[tiger_one]

I saw a 2500 year old oil stain.
It was from Ancient Greece.

 

[happy_tiger]

I saw a 2500 year old oil stain.
It was from Ancient Greece.

On fire my good man ......

 

[tiger_one]

What do Santa's elves listen to whilst they work?
Wrap music.

 

[tiger_one]

Did axe throwing for our work xmas party.
11/10 recommend.

 

[tiger_one]

My neighbour's wife said she’s leaving her husband because of his obsession with tennis, and he's too old.
He says: "I'm only 40 love."

 

[tiger_one]

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.
At first I was afraid...then I was petrified.

 

[tiger_one]

I made a graph of all my past relationships.
It has an ex axis and a why axis.

 

[Jolls]

The three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger. One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and smacked his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable.
"Jesus Christ!" he exclaimed.
"Write that down, Mary," said Joseph "It's better than Derek."

 

[tiger_one]

I tripped in France.
Eiffel over.

 

[tiger_one]

For Christmas, I bought my wife new beads for her abacus.
It’s the little things that count.

 

[Jolls]

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size
from too much pi.