Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

An officer observes a person standing in the middle of the street.

He approaches and asks, “Are you OK?”

The person replies, “Yes, but how do I get to the hospital?”

The officer says, “Just keep standing there.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

"I got a call from the police station saying they want to interview me

Funny… I don’t remember applying for a job there.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Tourist: “Are you a policeman?”

Officer: “No, I am an undercover detective.”

Tourist: “So, why are you in uniform?”

Officer: “Today is my day off.”

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[TopTiger]

Ha

 

[tiger_one]

Veteran rockers Roger Daltry, Pete Townsend and John Entwistle broke into an animal hospital today and set free all the canine residents.
Authorities said that they now have proof that The Who let the dogs out.

 

[tiger_one]

A lot of women complain their husbands never listen to them.
I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.

 

[Red88_Tiger]

A lot of women complain their husbands never listen to them.
I'm proud to say I've never heard my wife say that.

I know that exact feeling

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

When you can’t find a parking spot, you turn down the volume to see better.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Asked the mechanic why the car engine was humming

They said it was probably because it didn’t know the words

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

My car’s favorite movie is “Brake-fast at Tiffany’s.”

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

Being asked to be someone’s best man is like being called up for jury duty. You don’t really want to do it but know you have to and you’re made to dress snappy and pretend to be an upstanding member of the community. The only difference is you don’t have a say in the life sentence being passed.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

What are a married man’s two greatest assets?
A closed mouth and an open wallet.

 

[Suzie-Q]

😂

 

[Suzie-Q]

... well ... it made me laugh 🤷‍♀️😂😂😂

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[tiger_one]

A ship from China carrying yo-yos sank 6 times recently.

 

[Tiger_Fanatic3]

It doesn’t matter how many times a man changes his job, he will always end up with the same boss.

 

[Bula]

 

[tiger_one]

Always wear glasses when doing maths.
It helps with division.

 

[TopTiger]

Ha