We are on the TITANIC and desperation calls for a rearrangement of the Deckchairs

[DUCK]

Roy Masters when coach of the Magpies had no issues moving around players into different positions to find the best formula e.g.
John Ribot -Lock to winger
John Dorahy - Fullback to Centre
Wayne Smith - Centre to Fullback
Graeme O'Grady- Lock to 5/8
Tom Raudonikis - Half-back to 5/8
Terry Lamb - 5/8 to Half-back etc.etc. and the list goes on. My memory is fading but the situation calls for a real shuffle of what playing talent is available for the remainder of 2023. May I suggest that our most talented player in Koroisau be considered in the halves (5/8 or Half-back) and for me Staines to Fullback and place Douhei permanently in the Centres. I think Brooks to 14 or maybe a Centre? Surely every genuine supporter would agree the coaching staff need to think outside the square. Please don't reply with the standard "Never weaken a position to try and strengthen another " as the Tigers are 0/5 and many supporters have invested their hard earned to take a cruise on this imposter of a ship called the WESTS TIGERS!

 

[Alex Seyfarth's #1 Fan]

Don't worry. Pascoe has a plan. His next genius idea is to pay someone to massage Benji's feet while he is in the coaches box. And Robbie and Sheens will each scull a beer every time we concede a try.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

I'm not sure you understand the phrase. Rearranging deckchairs on a sinking ship changes nothing.

 

[DUCK]

I'm not sure you understand the phrase. Rearranging deckchairs on a sinking ship changes nothing.

Bogan I certainly do understand the well known phrase, but in this case we may prove that what happened way back to the Titanic could change everything for the Cruise Ship called the WESTS TIGERS?

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Bogan I certainly do understand the well known phrase, but in this case we may prove that what happened way back to the Titanic could change everything for the Cruise Ship called the WESTS TIGERS?

Huh? The boat still sinks and nearly everyone dies.

The deckchairs become an unnatural feature of the waterway as plastics take forever to break down.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

Bogan I certainly do understand the well known phrase, but in this case we may prove that what happened way back to the Titanic could change everything for the Cruise Ship called the WESTS TIGERS?

So refloating the Costa Concordia would be a more apt description.

 

[DUCK]

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So refloating the Costa Concordia would be a more apt description.

Bogan I like your sense of humour.

 

[Eternal Tiger]

So refloating the Costa Concordia would be a more apt description.

The dickhead Captain jumped off early on the Costa Concordia. Pascoe just needs a little nudge.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

The dickhead Captain jumped off early on the Costa Concordia. Pascoe just needs a little nudge.

Not before he clipped a rock and sank it.

 

[Tucker]

I’ve heard of going down with the ship. If Pascoe made a porno that’s what it would be called.

If Pascoe made a porno it’d be called cuckold face squatters vol 8

 

[Eternal Tiger]

I’ve heard of going down with the ship. If Pascoe made a porno that’s what it would be called.

If Pascoe made a porno, you'd send him to go and get everyone's lunch.

 

[The Fresh Oil]

Bogan I certainly do understand the well known phrase, but in this case we may prove that what happened way back to the Titanic could change everything for the Cruise Ship called the WESTS TIGERS?

Spoiler: it still sunk mate.

 

[Tiger Woods]

My heart will go on
⚓🛳️😭

 

[watersider]

I think they all just need fresh haircuts and a few more video sessions with Benji watching the 2005 grand final as he replays that flick pass.

 

[DUCK]

Spoiler: it still sunk mate.

OIL- yes you are correct it sank, but in the case of the cruise ship the Wests Tigers, surely we can rearrange the deckchairs before it sinks? Desperate times call for desperate measures and the passengers (in this case Tigers supporters) are throwing themselves overboard trying to avoid going down with the ship but clinging to a life jacket.

 

[DUCK]

Huh? The boat still sinks and nearly everyone dies.

The deckchairs become an unnatural feature of the waterway as plastics take forever to break down.

Pascoe I can tell straight away that you are a member of the GREEN PARTY! To quote Jerry Seinfeld "not that there is anything wrong with that".

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Pascoe I can tell straight away that you are a member of the GREEN PARTY! To quote Jerry Seinfeld "not that there is anything wrong with that".

You've got me all wrong. No political affiliation, I keep my voting to the 'hottest MILF' polls like a number of other Tigers enthusiasts.

 

[The Ladies Man]

If Pascoe made a porno it’d be called cuckold face squatters vol 8

Volume 8 🤣🤣🤣
Just when we thought 7 would be enough haha

 

[Pascoes_barber]

Volume 8 🤣🤣🤣
Just when we thought 7 would be enough haha

Jumped the shark after volume 6 IMO.

 

[Eternal Tiger]

Volume 9
Pascoe meets Gadget