Don’t ask me why I posted this, but I got bored and decided to bring some culture.
Ode to Aaron Woods
Goliath with the lumberjack beard,
Hot feet stepping at the line.
Size and substance to be feared,
Samurai hair tied back with twine.
He takes a run, collects a hit,
Like Colossus: standing fast.
More attach, don’t slow one bit,
Opposition quite outclassed.
Momentum slows, yield most ample,
And brought down like an ancient gum.
Defenders left behind all trampled,
They cannot place him on his bum.
A cheeky wink with smile oft naughty,
Rallies to the call of “2040!”