After much deciphering a coded message has been found in this weeks team selection notice.
It was written in the enigma code and in urine so as to hide it from those who did not know to look for it.
The message reads
To Whom It May Concern
I have watched for the past few seasons as you have all tirelessly worked on your games and improved to the levels you are currently at.
I am aware that the two State Cup sides have the two best defensive records in the competition and this makes me very unhappy. It has angered my ornamental garden gnome of an assistant coach as you are making him look bad.
However this week when I have decided to bring in yet another player from outside the top 25 squad I have deliberatley ignored you all. Especially those who trained tirelessly throughout the summer months with the NRL squad. Pushed yourself harder than ever in an effort to prove yourselves worthy.
You will never get a run of any note in this club while I am here. You know I played prop for Penrith and I know what a forward is supposed and you are not it. Sit back and marvel at the Wests Tigers pack being outmuscled this Sunday and know that you are not even good enough to play in this squad.
So a chip chip cheroo and a merry *&#$ you.
Timothy Terwilliger Sheens