Darius Boyd - Bennett has announced that he’s retiring from SOO immediately.
Darius , even though he had not been picked anyway, has seen the light and is distancing himself as much as possible from The SS Qld while it’s still slightly floating.
The life boat itself is in danger of sinking as they pile in one after the other.
Huge arguments have broken out as the biggest egos in the game , argue about who is first off when they get to dry land.
(Cammie, as usual, ) is trying to Refferee the arguments, but was told to shut up or they’d put him back on the Boat.
Cammie sulked a bit ,then put his gold whistle (given to him by the Referrees Board for excellence in Reffing) back in his pocket
Even Kevvie wanted to go as well, but he was tied to the mast of the SSQld , as soon as the news broke that another Qlder is in hiding , as he’s terrified that he’l be made to play if he’s found.
Walters was told by the remaining three players that if they had to face the Blues again , he bloody well had to as well, seeing it was his Crap game plan that got them into this mess.
Walters was furious at this, as he knew very well that he didn’t have a game plan.
The only Qlder to be found today with a smile on his face is Sam Thaiday , who has set up a stand outside the Old , (and Fat) , Footballers Retirement home and can be heard screaming”, I’ll Play,…… I’ll Play)
He was getting very pissed off though, as most people were splitting their sides as soon as they could decipher what he was saying.
Benny has been approached to step in and KIck Kevvie off the boat and take over the remaining
Three players and get back some confidence in the team.
Bennett replied by mumbling “Up Yours “, as he was seen jumping into his car and heading towards Newcastle,
Luckily he recovered his senses and remembered that the welcome there could be incredibly bad for his Health
However Secret talks are being held at Qld headquarters as they try to hatch out a plan to at least save the embarrassment of Forfeiting the next two games .
They are pleading for Peter Beattie to take over as Coach and find 17 Qlders who want to play, but they don’t hold much confidence that even he is stupid enough to take the job :roll