Parramatta Eels Lose Bye Match

Good laugh from the betoota advocate

http://www.betootaadvocate.com/sports/parramatta-eels-lose-bye-match/

In what commentators are already calling “Australian sports even-more-darkest day” Nation Rugby League team the Parramatta Eels have lost their match during their bye round, despite not even playing a game of football.

Parramatta coach Brad Arthur states he is disappointed with today‘s result as the Eels become the first team to ever be unsuccessful at receiving two points during their designated round off.

“I have no idea how this happened,” said the coach.

“No runs, no metres from most of the players. That seems pretty standard to me.”

Despite having a team made up of former Australian rep players such as Michael Jennings and Fox Sports favourite Jarryd Hayne, Parramatta has won only three games this year in a season commentator Ray Warren has described as ‘worse than a primary school orchestra.’

Parramatta Eels fans are reacting to the loss by blaming over-refereeing despite the fact there were no referees present and that no game took place.

Rugby league blogger and diehard Eels fan Alexander Grant (26) stated watching his team has cured his happiness and the fact they have made history by losing a bye is the cherry on top of the sundae of disappointment.

“A team of actual eels might play better than we are right now,” said the blogger while curled into the fetal position.

“This is worse than on-field racism. This is worse than Kimmorley’s commentating. This is worse than an NRL comments section.”

More to come.

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Parra had a lot of players missing Hayne ,Jennings ,Terepo and Mau

It was bound to happy eventually , the Bye saw this as their Grand Final and lifted

Bye Coach Geo and Asst coach Hobbo were ecstatic with the win

"we are ecstatic with the win , next we focus on the WT’s , they are a beatable side "

What hasn’t been reported on that Parra seemed to have 18 players for most the match

Too much focus on Parramatta. The Bye has worked hard for this win, their fans have had to put up with season after season full of disappointment. It got to a point where no one showed up to any games, hopefully this win can bring the crowds back and they can show that this win is the first of many.

I’ve started following them on Instagram. They often make my day.

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Too much focus on Parramatta. The Bye has worked hard for this win, their fans have had to put up with season after season full of disappointment. It got to a point where no one showed up to any games, hopefully this win can bring the crowds back and they can show that this win is the first of many.

Vossy is a life member of the Bye

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Too much focus on Parramatta. The Bye has worked hard for this win, their fans have had to put up with season after season full of disappointment. It got to a point where no one showed up to any games, hopefully this win can bring the crowds back and they can show that this win is the first of many.

Vossy is a life member of the Bye

Doesn’t bother to show up to any game though.

Saddest thing about that story is they managed to beat us.

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Saddest thing about that story is they managed to beat us.

Oh Yeah 😊

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Too much focus on Parramatta. The Bye has worked hard for this win, their fans have had to put up with season after season full of disappointment. It got to a point where no one showed up to any games, hopefully this win can bring the crowds back and they can show that this win is the first of many.

Vossy is a life member of the Bye

Doesn’t bother to show up to any game though.

Like many of us , the Bye is our 2nd side , they play attractive footy , see they have will have to offload some players though , salary cap issues

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