Just Jokes

We need some humour at this turbulent time.
So, 10 points goes to the best self-effacing Tigers/Ivan joke.

I’ll kick off with my joke from the Ivan threads (which didn’t even get an audible groan):


What’s the difference between Ottoman (Simpsons) and Ivan?

Otto can drive a bus.

What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Ivan?
Rosa Parks stayed on the bus.

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We need some humour at this turbulent time.
So, 10 points goes to the best self-effacing Tigers/Ivan joke.

I’ll kick off with my joke from the Ivan threads (which didn’t even get an audible groan):


What’s the difference between Ottoman (Simpsons) and Ivan?

Otto can drive a bus.

:roll

What’s the difference between a bus and a coach?

Nothing. They’re the same thing……

Except that a bus has integrity.

Here all week folks….

Sorry had a joke but removed as not appropriate at this stage

Look out for that bus.
What bus.
Fares please.

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What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Ivan?
Rosa Parks stayed on the bus.

😂😂😂😂

What’s the difference between Ivan Cleary and an AFL supporter

I would rather sit down at the pub and have a drink with the AFL supporter

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Here all week folks….

What the difference between Ivan and our bus

The driver on this bus says move on back and Ivan says move on back to Penrith

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Braith Anasta

Well, close the thread down.

That is the joke of the century - cannot be topped I wouldn’t think.

what happened to Ivan when he walked in front of the bus Gus was driving at Penrith ?

He got tired .

Ivan could be the punchline in any number of dad jokes

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