Let me start us off:
Gee whiz wasn’t that Tim Sheens an innovator, shame he couldn’t really put any starch in his teams.
Gee whiz wasn’t Josh Addo-Carr a lost opportunity, signing hastily with Storm and then breaking into Origin thereafter.
Gee whiz isn’t Ryan Paps a little speed demon, just a shame he is a flyweight with a bad moustache.
Gee whiz isn’t Mitchell Moses kicking well at the moment, I wish I had the opportunity to kick him just as effectively.
Gee whiz wasn’t Glenn Morrisson a douchebag.
Gee whiz what is the deal with Tedesco’s new teeth?
Gee whiz, do you reckon Aaron Woods’ decline in form coincided with him actually getting a proper haircut? Is he the Sampson of rugby league?