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    • TheDaBoss
      TheDaBoss global:last_edited_by,

      Keep it all in here fellas

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      • Demps
        Demps Banned global:last_edited_by,

        Why do women wear make up and perfume?

        Because they’re ugly and they stink.

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        • OzLuke
          OzLuke global:last_edited_by,

          What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?

          Curt an Rod

          I’ll see myself out…

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          • Tiger_Steve
            Tiger_Steve global:last_edited_by,

            Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

            I’m here all week. Try the veal.

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            • gallagher
              gallagher @Tiger_Steve global:last_edited_by,

              @Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:

              Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

              I’m here all week. Try the veal.

              I heard that joke years ago with Langmack instead of the horse. I spat my corn flakes out, couldn’t stop laughing.

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              • TheDaBoss
                TheDaBoss @Tiger_Steve global:last_edited_by,

                @Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:

                Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

                I’m here all week. Try the veal.

                A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we dont serve food here…

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                • TheDaBoss
                  TheDaBoss global:last_edited_by,

                  Why do i get the feeling that some jokes in here will be so “bad” ( the dad joke bad kind)

                  That willow will start handing out bans lol

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                  • Tiger_Steve
                    Tiger_Steve @TheDaBoss global:last_edited_by,

                    @TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:

                    @Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:

                    Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

                    I’m here all week. Try the veal.

                    A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we dont serve food here…

                    That’s great!! Haven’t heard that one before

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                    • Tiger_Steve
                      Tiger_Steve @TheDaBoss global:last_edited_by,

                      @TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:

                      Why do i get the feeling that some jokes in here will be so “bad” ( the dad joke bad kind)

                      That willow will start handing out bans lol

                      How do you keep Willow busy?

                      Send him a letter with PTO on both sides

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                      • B
                        Bula global:last_edited_by,

                        What’s got four wheels and flies?

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                        • T
                          tiger05premier global:last_edited_by,

                          DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

                          MOM: Oh my! Who!?

                          DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?

                          MOM: WITHERSPOON???

                          DAD: No, it was with a knife…

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                          • T
                            tiger05premier global:last_edited_by,

                            I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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                            • T
                              tiger05premier global:last_edited_by,

                              Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

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                              • Cairnstigers
                                Cairnstigers global:last_edited_by,

                                One farmer to another

                                My cow fell down a hole the other day and I had to shoot it

                                Did you shoot it in the hole

                                No I shot it in the head

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                                • Cairnstigers
                                  Cairnstigers global:last_edited_by,

                                  Dad
                                  Why is mummy running Down the lane

                                  Shut up son and hand me anther bullet

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