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Keep it all in here fellas
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Why do women wear make up and perfume?
Because they’re ugly and they stink.
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What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?
Curt an Rod
I’ll see myself out…
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Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”
I’m here all week. Try the veal.
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@Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”
I’m here all week. Try the veal.
I heard that joke years ago with Langmack instead of the horse. I spat my corn flakes out, couldn’t stop laughing.
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@Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”
I’m here all week. Try the veal.
A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we dont serve food here…
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Why do i get the feeling that some jokes in here will be so “bad” ( the dad joke bad kind)
That willow will start handing out bans lol
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@TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:
@Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:
Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”
I’m here all week. Try the veal.
A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we dont serve food here…
That’s great!! Haven’t heard that one before
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@TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:
Why do i get the feeling that some jokes in here will be so “bad” ( the dad joke bad kind)
That willow will start handing out bans lol
How do you keep Willow busy?
Send him a letter with PTO on both sides
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What’s got four wheels and flies?
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DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON???
DAD: No, it was with a knife…
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
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Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
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One farmer to another
My cow fell down a hole the other day and I had to shoot it
Did you shoot it in the hole
No I shot it in the head
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Dad
Why is mummy running Down the laneShut up son and hand me anther bullet
