Dad Humour

Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because they’re ugly and they stink.

What do you call two guys sitting on a window sill?

Curt an Rod

I’ll see myself out…

Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

Join THE AMBUSH and Show Your Stripes

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@Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:

Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

I heard that joke years ago with Langmack instead of the horse. I spat my corn flakes out, couldn’t stop laughing.

@TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:

@Tiger_Steve said in Dad Humour:

Horse walks into a bar, barman asks “why the long face”

I’m here all week. Try the veal.

A burger walks into a bar, the bartender says sorry we dont serve food here…

That’s great!! Haven’t heard that one before

@TheDaBoss said in Dad Humour:

Why do i get the feeling that some jokes in here will be so “bad” ( the dad joke bad kind)

That willow will start handing out bans lol

How do you keep Willow busy?

Send him a letter with PTO on both sides

What’s got four wheels and flies?

DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can’t remember… I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON???

DAD: No, it was with a knife…

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

Did you know the first French fries weren’t actually cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.

One farmer to another

My cow fell down a hole the other day and I had to shoot it

Did you shoot it in the hole

No I shot it in the head

Dad
Why is mummy running Down the lane

Shut up son and hand me anther bullet