When a team kicks the ball dead in goal, his favourite line “this gives the opposition an easy walk to the 20”. I don’t know of too many teams who take an easy walk. Most are sprinting to get on the front foot.
I’ve heard him claim teams are out on their feet 5 minutes into games.
Years ago when he was on 2GB he was calling a game where Josh Perry and Marcus Bai got into a push and shove. He said something along the lines of “ha ha Marcus son, I’d think twice if I were you. You’re a winger taking on a front rower”. Bai’s arms were like tree trunks and was probably bigger than Perry, who was shaped like a nugget.
Another good one, only from a year two ago when a player was going off with a neck injury, he says “That will be a HIA. Your neck is apart of your head isn’t it”