This email was sent to me that I found amusing. Remember ladies, it is a joke and is meant as a bit of fun.
St George Dragons - Delta Goodrem. Tidy, attractive, professional and uncontroversial. Nice to look at, but for some reason just makes you want to yawn.
South Sydney Rabbitohs- Elle MacPherson. Past her glorious best but still easy on the eye and an old favourite with most.
Canberra Raiders - Whitney Houston. Has not looked after herself in recent years and has gone completely off the rails.
Manly Sea Eagles - Amelie Mauresmo. Last woman on Earth scenario : you still wouldn’t.
Gold Coast Titans - Katie Holmes. Has a certifiable psycho in charge of her every move. Has lost credibility in recent times.
Sydney Roosters - Danii Minogue. Always trying hard to be as good as her big sister, but will never measure up. The butt of everyone’s jokes.
New Zealand Warriors - Britney Spears. At times can look stunning, at others it can get ugly.
Canterbury Bulldogs - Christina Aguilera. Looks like she enjoys it rough and dirty.
Nth Qld Cowboys - Paris Hilton. Lay’s down way too easily.
Parramatta - Princess Diana. May be a blue blood, but hasn’t done anything for a while.
Brisbane - Madonna. Also past her glorious best, but refuses to accept it gracefully.
Newcastle Knights - Annabel Chong. Can cop a pounding and keep coming back for more, all in the name of self-improvement.
Melbourne Storm - Krystal from Big Brother. Has the biggest and best assets going around, but we all know they’re not the real deal.
Cronulla Sharks - Susan Boyle , over 40 and still a virgin
Penrith Panthers - Lindsay Lohan , looks like the high class girl but everyone knows she’s a glorified caravan park slapper
West Tigers - Kylie Minogue. Very decent despite not having much up front.