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All over it like a fat chick on a chip!
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Gotta piss like a pregnant chick
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Gotta see a man about a dog
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as funny as a fart in a space suit
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poor planning doesn’t make it my problem
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even a broke clock is right twice a day.
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Even the darkest hour is still only 60 minutes (So deep Happy) :nerd:
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Dumber than a bag of hammers
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Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad’s favourites.
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Uglier than a hatful of arseholes lol. One of my dear old dad’s favourites.
Supermegafugly……thanks Rodney!
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You are so ugly it looks like your face caught alight and someone put it out with a bike chain!
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Flat out like a lizard drinking
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Couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery.
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been in a good paddock
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screwed the pooch