…all candidates for Tedesco and Woods.
The boys are looking for a stable club with the chance of playing finals?
Mmmm. Let me think?
Roosters - Join us and you too can enjoy simulating sex with dogs, hitting the streets of Oxford Street and other clubs doing cocaine and other socially acceptable drugs. Pearce, Friend and Ferguson can help you out. You can even learn how to bash your partner. Don’t worry about the last few years missing the 8 with the roster available. Safe club 10/10.
Dogs - The leisure club. Go on holidays and have sex with your mates and then enjoy the attention on the news. Don’t worry about Des, he’s now safe. James Graham, Hopoate, Mbye, Reynolds all love the Club that they are leaving. Safe Club 10/10.
Dragons - Wow. less than 5 weeks ago, Mary was the first coach sacked. Not now. Everyone is pulling in the same direction. No more “oust doust signs” at the games. The club is so good that Trent Merrin, the Morris boys, Mitch Rein and others left to make way for better players. Thoughtful group. Though they havent made the 8 for a while they might this year. Or maybe next. Safe club 10/10.
Be my guest James and Aaron. Go chase your pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
PS: If you bye Tedesco you have to buy his stunt double. That’s right, since his debut (2012) he’s played a total of 79 of 135 games (58%). That means that his double is playing as much as the real player.