Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[TopTiger]

I rode my bicycle to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Scotch. I got out of the store and put the bottle into the bicycle's basket but then I thought what if I fall off the bike the bottle will break. So I decided to drink the entire bottle which was just as well as when I rode home I fell off the bike 7 times.

 

[Leck]

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Tallis CTE kicking in

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1789946258267795899

 

[westTAHger]

How nothing has changed.

Current the NRL & Match review Committee, are very similar to NSW RL in mid 70's - 80's.

Mid 70's - 80's. certain "fancied clubs/ club's secretary were very influential in decisions of the game and outcomes at the judiciary.

 

[innsaneink]

How nothing has changed.

Current the NRL & Match review Committee, are very similar to NSW RL in mid 70's - 80's.

Mid 70's - 80's. certain "fancied clubs/ club's secretary were very influential in decisions of the game and outcomes at the judiciary.

2nd time I've seen it but not with us

Maybe you need to try reverse psychology Glen

 

[Kaito]

 

[westTAHger]

2nd time I've seen it but not with us

Maybe you need to try reverse psychology Glen

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Ink, Yes, I probably should. Knowing my luck, wests tigers will be on the end of it.

 

[tiger_one]

1000 wigs have been stolen.
Local police are combing the area.

 

[TopTiger]

I can't understand why my calculator stopped working, it just doesn't add up.

 

[Leck]

Yesterdays budget...

 

[tiger_one]

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I've got a problem with my ears."
The doctor replies "Can you describe the symptoms?"
The man says "Sure. Marge has blue hair, Homer is fat & bald".

 

[TopTiger]

I had to fire my lawn mower guy today, he just didn't cut it.

 

[Lauren]

 

[tiger_one]

Went on a tour of the local lemonade factory.
Afterwards, they gave us a pop quiz.

 

[AmericanHistoryX]

....

 

[tiger_one]

Does the name Quasimodo ring any bells?

 

[TopTiger]

I went to a Toys R Us store and asked a store employee where I could find an Arnold Schwarzenegger action figure and he replied Aisle B back.

 

[TopTiger]

I picked up a hitchhiker today and he asked me how do you know that I am not a serial killer. I told him what are the chances of 2 serial killers being in the same car.

 

[tiger_one]

Disappointed to fail my psychic exam.
Didn't see that coming.

 

[twentyforty]

What do you call a fat psychic?
A four chin teller.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large!