Things that make you laugh!! 😂

[AmericanHistoryX]

Pornography and Domestic Violence. No. Its not the government or mainstream media.... its you.... for reading our stories and watching us... watching you

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/relationships/sex/rise-in-highly-addictive-new-porn-tech-that-is-ruining-relationships/news-story/c15f8d21ef52a5df694075029c138af3

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[Leck]

When footy was simple.

 

[Halbrowne61]

When footy was simple.

Absolute gold mate. The good old days !

 

[TopTiger]

I went to my doctor yesterday and he told me I had to stop masturbating, I asked him why and he said because I am trying to examine you.

 

[tiger_one]

My girlfriend poked me in both eyes.
I stopped seeing her.

 

[TopTiger]

All I got for Xmas was a deck of sticky playing cards, I am having a hard time dealing with this.

 

[TopTiger]

I recently heard about a cross eyed circumsizer, unfortunately he got the sack.

 

[tiger_one]

Bugs Bunny won't accept files through Google.
He'll only accept a WhatsApp Doc.

 

[tiger_one]

I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards.
Turns out it was just spam.

 

[TopTiger]

My wife is fed up with my constant animal puns and has asked me to leave. So I said no problem Alpaca my bags.

 

[TCL]

A guy gets pulled over and the officer asks where are you going in such a rush? He says I’m late to a lecture on the affects of drinking and hanging out at bars has an family life and relationships. The officer perplexed asks, who gives those lectures at 2am in the morning? The man replies my wife.

 

[tiger_one]

I dreamed someone was shouting “On your marks… Get Set…”.
I woke with a start.

 

[Suzie-Q]

This is my favourite thread! Also, hubby thinks I'm really funny with all the jokes I tell him 🤣 🤭😉

 

[tiger_one]

How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?
They carry the one.

 

[TopTiger]

Albert Einstein was a genius, however his brother Frank was a monster.

 

[TopTiger]

I've got a friend who is a Polish sound engineer and a Czech one two.

 

[TopTiger]

I just heard my good friend suddenly died from severe heartburn, I can't believe Gav is gone.

 

[TopTiger]

I asked my wife if I was the only one she had ever loved and she replied yes........ all the others were nines and tens!

 

[tiger_one]

I always take life with a grain of salt.
And a slice of lemon.
And a shot of tequila.

 

[TopTiger]

I was going into hospital for a procedure so I asked my surgeon whether I could administer my own anaesthetic and he replied no problem knock yourself out.