Recent content by Plato

One day in the distant future drones and robotics will fix all of our problems. We could pick up a couple of cheap referees from China right now but occasionally they lose the plot and run into walls. Of course no-one would want to see Klein do that, just saying.

Six minutes and 24 seconds of how they lost it. The polar opposite of Benji who always credits the opposition and takes ownership of the losses. You don't get respect if you don't give it.

Hollowness is good, more room for beer.

Nice to see Klein's Marquee Mark try get overturned. A finger on the ball is not downward pressure.

Sure, head down to the shed, give it a good rub, and if the generous genie turns out to be your wife just blame Steve.

Cheer up, we have a hope. He's number 18 on the bench.

That makes sense, he gets a better price backing us.

That's Benji's plan. Wear them out from scoring tries in the first 70 minutes and then we strike.

Has Crichton knocked out one of Klein's teeth? There is always good news if you look hard enough.

No, no, no. In the interests of fairness, Matt Burton is way dumber than anyone we have. A card carrying member of the flat earth society who is still trying to prove that what goes up doesn't have to come down.

I like the idea of Ben Te'o as a defensive coach. He is good enough to save Benji, so I hope you're wrong there for the sake of team cohesion, but that could fall apart anyway if Samuela leaves and his brothers get itchy feet.

Cheer up guys, this is what we pay Shaun Mielekamp for. He gets paid to worry not us.

Will running out count?

It comes down more to what we don't know rather than what we do. For Doueihi to create mayhem then stroll back into the team as if nothing has happened means that a deal has been done, and threats and promises have been made. I imagine there are now factions within the team, internal rumblings...

Damn. And I had a blindfold all ready to go.