"Rooster legends Jake Friend and Boyd Cordner have also been working on getting the culture of the club back on track."
Both retired with concussion issues. May might be too clued up for them.
I would insist that Leo have a tattoo put on his butt and a stat dec from the knights and his parents confirming that we would be getting the correct one.
A summary of Batemans game for Warrington might be familiar
It's just a run to the left
Then a run to the right
Puts his hand on his hips
Gives the ref a few tips
Bone and muscle needs to be a requirement for the players prior to the start of the season. Perhaps we should employ Gai Waterhouse as a consultant to give the boys a few barrier trials and geld the ones not putting in.