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I expected a traditional kitchen version, Richo?!!!

As soon as the board got summarily sacked and I was able to stop celebrating, .about 5 weeks ago. If people can’t afford a full membership, catch a roach and nominate it. Get the pet membership happening, The club won’t care.

Arrived at last. I’m a bit disappointed with the measly wooden spoon tbh. I globbed out the codey thing because I don’t want you ugly lot having a lend of the old Karen for the discounts. Especially you @Tucker buddy, using up my club credits like a drunken sailor! Up the ‘ken Wests...

Given how my own life has unravelled, I could be a prop….a prop in a graveyard horror movie.

Richo seems really sick of me after one post. Vince the gear steward hasn’t been the same since we loaned him to the storm. Came back with a big head. Wouldn’t touch the jockstraps without a mask. Maybe it was a few “off field” indiscretions? Maybe he turned up at the wrong game a couple of...

That is ken brilliant. You must be a member of Mensa or something. Maybe the gear steward has a meeting with comrade Clint. If all gear stewards go out in sympathy, the players will have to carry their own stuff. They’ll be none of that from our ugly lot. Far too cool and important to carry...

There’s still the gear steward mystery. Surely you can’t stuff up carrying a couple of footys and a few traffic cones. Then again, he probably kept dropping stuff everywhere. Coached by Tim obviously. Still as I mentioned earlier today, I insisted to Richo that Ronnie be welcomed back into the...

It was one email welcoming him to hell and a thank you type after he responded. I have to be polite and civilised and show him he’s not dealing with toothless, deranged and muddled headed souths and panthers folk anymore. He’s at a real club now with the best fans and members in the game,

Richo thanked me for email and said he would consider my suggestions such as Ronnie to come back for dna purposes. I told him that Rome wasn’t built in a day, so he “should prolong the emergency measures for at least a year.” Richo is very expensive, but worth it to us as a drowning club. It...

Ef This thread is kicking some old footy forum ass tonight. Wd ladies.

The membership failed to arrive but Richo thanked me for my email and is considering my suggestions. That includes the return of Ronnie somehow.

No membership package, they’ve got 4 minutes. Not good enough Richo.

I can just picture Richo doing the rounds of the membership base in Westem Sydney with our packages in the back of an old Ute. Not tied down properly, stuff flying out. He’s breaking the speed limit a bit, windows down ( no air conditioning) sucking on a warm melted diet coke slurpee. On his...

Membership stuff arrives today, If I get 3 likes to this post, I shall take the panel through the unboxing live and uninterrupted by ads. WTF premium! I might have to patrol the garden to keep thieves and members of other clubs away. Set the cat on them and as they laugh, pull out my trusty...

@Tucker completes me lads, I call out to him about Olam and “the squirmer” and he studiously ignores me. And apparently ( when he’s at home) he drives the most expensive Prado ever built, the one that does everything except drive. Something like this: Not sure if it’s the same colour. Hes...

They were amazing all those years ago. Liked to party too. Commentators have been terrible since Tony Grieg Passed away. My top 3 favourite cricketers would be Dirk Wellam, Greg Chappell and tba. Greg Chappell and his batting, you’d break down in tears as a kid watching him in living...

I was thinking we could swap Queensland for New Zealand for a season. I can just imagine all the flakey 2 headed Queenslanders refusing to work when they got back, dragging down the national GDP even further than they do now. Clint will be really busy with claims.

I’m thinking he keeps growing wisdom but he ages a lot less than the average player. In the normal player terms of reckoning, Id say he’s he’s only about 25 or 26. Luck of the heredity draw and being of exceptional and optimistic nature, keeps him vibrant, agile and across his playing brief...

As I have friends, relatives, bosses and workmates of Asian and part Asian extraction, Teddys vicious racial slur trying to show off to his mates in a drunken stupor revealed who he really was and what he was about. She’s just there trying to enjoy a night out with friends and is humiliated...