A Tuesday in the Life of Tim Sheens

happy_tiger

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9.00 Tim shows up for training with a confident smile and the walk of a confident man Calls the team in for a group hug and sets out the guideline for todays training gets Folkesy to run the forwards and Gentle to run the backs Skando sets up the cones and remember to remove all the tennis balls off the field Tim walks from group to group to speak to individual players about their roles Just a normal day

9.30 Tim takes a phone call from Dr Kuah saying that rowdy and Lote will not be fit for Fridays game
Tim is seen walking in a agitated state around and around playing with his stress balls . He advises a flunky to build his selection teepee under the goal posts at the northern end as the Feng Shui guide directed him to do for good luck . Gentle and Folkes are seen in discussion Last comment made is 'Not again Tim"

10.00 Tim goes into selection teepee with two photos of some Indian Chiefs and a signed portrait of Dallas Donnelly and the actual peace pipe that was mentioned on the forum a few weeks ago . His words to the two security guards(Troy Wozniak and Gray Viane) at the doors of the teepee "If Bug makes 1 move for the Teepee shoot him " Smoke is seen leaving the teepee

11.00 Gentle and Folkes walk into the selection teepee to see Tim eating Milo straight from the tin and speaking to Mal Meninga As Gentle snatches phone from Tim Tim's last words to Big Mal are " I'm sure the Hyperbaric chamber will make you younger and you can play this weekend "
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11.15 Folkesy rings Mal back on speaker phone and Mal screams "You swore he wouldn't get my new phone number and that he would be taking out an AVO against Sheens "Gentle is trying to convince Tim that Glen Lazarus ,Gary Belcher and Mal could not play this weekend and its not 1989
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12.00 Andrew Leeds comes backs from Tim 's office and says the medication is working well and Tim is sleeping and will be back to normal by 4.30 Folkesy and Gentle name the side and just so Tim thinks he has picked side himself leaves Tim Moltzen at fullback

17.00 Tim faxes side through to NRL headquarters
Folkesy Turns team sheet right way round and tells Tim to try again
Who would want to be a NRL coach ???
 
@happy tiger said:
9.00 Tim shows up for training with a confident smile and the walk of a confident man Calls the team in for a group hug and sets out the guideline for todays training gets Folkesy to run the forwards and Gentle to run the backs Skando sets up the cones and remember to remove all the tennis balls off the field Tim walks from group to group to speak to individual players about their roles Just a normal day

9.30 Tim takes a phone call from Dr Kuah saying that rowdy and Lote will not be fit for Fridays game
Tim is seen walking in a agitated state around and around playing with his stress balls . He advises a flunky to build his selection teepee under the goal posts at the northern end as the Feng Shui guide directed him to do for good luck . Gentle and Folkes are seen in discussion Last comment made is 'Not again Tim"

10.00 Tim goes into selection teepee with two photos of some Indian Chiefs and a signed portrait of Dallas Donnelly and the actual peace pipe that was mentioned on the forum a few weeks ago . His words to the two security guards(Troy Wozniak and Gray Viane) at the doors of the teepee "If Bug makes 1 move for the Teepee shoot him " Smoke is seen leaving the teepee

11.00 Gentle and Folkes walk into the selection teepee to see Tim eating Milo straight from the tin and speaking to Mal Meninga As Gentle snatches phone from Tim Tim's last words to Big Mal are " I'm sure the Hyperbaric chamber will make you younger and you can play this weekend "
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11.15 Folkesy rings Mal back on speaker phone and Mal screams "You swore he wouldn't get my new phone number and that he would be taking out an AVO against Sheens "Gentle is trying to convince Tim that Glen Lazarus ,Gary Belcher and Mal could not play this weekend and its not 1989
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12.00 Andrew Leeds comes backs from Tim 's office and says the medication is working well and Tim is sleeping and will be back to normal by 4.30 Folkesy and Gentle name the side and just so Tim thinks he has picked side himself leaves Tim Moltzen at fullback

17.00 Tim faxes side through to NRL headquarters
Folkesy Turns team sheet right way round and tells Tim to try again
Who would want to be a NRL coach ???

You left out Sheens going to the club for the $5 lunch special followed by KENO. Get it right! :smiley:
 
"4.30 Folkesy and Gentle name the side and just so Tim thinks he has picked the side himself leave Tim Moltzen at fullback"

Absolute gold! I love it! :roll
 
Yeah guys and gals I know it was pretty lame but was trying to keep myself awake to pick young fella up from school that afternoon as daughter had been sick last two nights and it kept my mind ticking over Hope no one was offended
Love ya Bug Just stay away from teepee
 
@Suzie-Q said:
I thought it was hilarious, happy!

Thanks Susie Glad someone got a cackle Thanks for the compliment
Alien I can just picture Tim and the boys playing Bingo or Keno :laughing:
 

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