Best Bumper Sticker?

[Tiger_Watto]

Its getting pretty quiet around here, so for some fun, start listing a Bumper Sticker which best describes you or is the funniest you have seen?

"MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS"
"as a punch in the face often offends"

 

[Kul]

**"if you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you"** - I love this one. Very smart and safe

**"I break for tailgaters"** - being a motorbike rider, I appreciate this a lot

 

[Mrs_T]

WESTS TIGERS!

 

[system]

Keep Honking I'm Reloading

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

These two would take the cake:

I've seen this one on a old GL falcon in Penrith, driven by an old bloke in his 70's;
- I like living in two states: Pissed and Queensland;

And this one I saw on the back of a beat up piece of crap Sandman van;
- Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

 

[stryker]

And this one I saw on the back of a beat up piece of crap Sandman van;
- Don't laugh, your daughter could be in here.

LOL!!

I had a Sandy in the early 90's with that sticker on the back…...wasnt green was it?

 

[Geo]

:laughing: of course….you did
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I LOVE JESUS....

 

[stryker]

The stickers you used to get at B&S's were always pretty funny

no root - no ride
dont overtake overturning vehicle
rum injected p###tank
meta mad rooter at Coota

Theres heaps more…I'll try and think of some.

 

[alien]

JESUS LOVES YOU
EVERYONE ELSE THINKS YOU'RE AN A@#HOLE

 

[alien]

ON MY WAY TO WORK
PLEASE KILL ME

 

[Aladinsane]

"I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time"

"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle."

 

[alien]

HORN BROKE
WATCH FOR FINGER

 

[Deano1]

"I found Jesus - he was behind the sofa all the time"

"Honk if you've never seen a gun fired from a moving vehicle."

I wondered why my sofa chair was getting a bit "holy". I thought it was the moths. :smiley:

 

[Flippedy]

"My other car is also a piece of junk"

"It's time to pull over and change the air in your head"

 

[Chris]

I saw one over hear in the US which made me laugh. It had a picture of George Bush smiling and waving and underneath the pic it said "Do you miss me yet?"

 

[steve-o]

"lost your cat? Try looking under my tires"