Best One Liners

[diedpretty]

So another season down the tubes.
After seeing a reply by Tiger NeddyK saying a post i made 9 years ago about Adam Douehi saying that it was "bloody Prescient" - ( yea i looked it up too ) i decided to look back over my posts and found a few good one liners and funny replies that gave me a chuckle. To cheer the place up i thought it might be fun if people posted some of their more humorous posts over their time on the forum. I'll start off with a couple :

Ultimate pest, T. GAMBLE

Geez i forgot him - they have got more knobs than Doors Plus.


Dec 28 2022
Please be careful during the holiday season and at parties
I would like to share a personal experience with all of you about drinking and driving.
As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an occasional social session over the years.
A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before ~ I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.
I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise; as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

This may be very left field but is the backup plan for 2023 to give Benji (and potentially Robbie) a final season in 2023. Hastings goes to Knights and if MM doesn’t sign for 2023 we have no half back backup up if Luke goes down or they figure Brooks really is a 6 (Which I agree). Jacob goes to Dragons and we are left with basically zilch with any NRL hooker experience if API goes dowin?

thats is so far left field that it is coming from somewhere around Johannesburg.



Oct 28, 2022
Thats the Rules of Rugby League you are quoting. We play by the PVL Rules of Bastardised Rugby League.


Aug 20, 2022
Haven't watched the game but just reading this AD is obviously kicking stones because he didn't get to go to Melb. Should piss the loser off.


Mar1 2021

@ozluke said in [Politics Super Thread \- keep it all in here](/post/1304087) said:
On the plus side, now academics have labeled me a "non-birthing parent" and my wife a "gestational parent".....
Nothing like living in the enlightened all inclusive 2021.....


Seriously?!?!

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Apparently its true - can't remember what uni it was but it was suggested that that is how mother and father should now be referred to. I'd like to know how the child differentiates if they are adopted - both parents are non birthing parents. I can see it now - 13 yr old adopted child gets asked who that is - oh thats my female non birthing parent. However there would be those who would frown on the use of "female". So a more politically correct reply from the 13 yr old would be " thats my female at birth non birthing parent".

 

[diedpretty]

@fibrodreaming said in [ARLC scraps anthem](/post/1113751) said:
“God defend New Zealand”
The Kiwis should take responsibility for their own defence rather than leaving it all to God.

True story - the Kiwis have literally zero fighter craft in their airforce. They have about 50 aircraft, all transports or maritime patrol. In contrast Australia has about 100 jet fighters and about 300 aircraft total.

Kiwis only have 2 combat naval vessels as well - 2 ANZAC-class frigates. Adding to 4 patrol ships and 2 support vessels for a grand total of 10. Australia has 8 ANZAC-class frigates, 2 destroyers, 6 subs, a couple of landing vessels and support - about 50 active ships.

So they don't just leave it to God, they leave it to ANZUS as well!

Do our subs work ?

They do as long as they don't go underwater.
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