Buttface
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I think selectors want this first drop, first change unicorn (Jaques Kallis type), they are trying to make one out of an all rounder prodigy, who probably was 3 and opened the bowling at park level. He’s a good 5-6 when bowling too. But he’s not, which is why we have to play Webster. Marnus’s form has been the other issue, he couldn’t bat a beach ball away,Feel a bit for Green.
He is not a 3. But a 5 or 6. Free stroke maker but asked to do a job because no one else can
Green’s had some form with the bat in pomland recently, so they finally had their chance to get their unicorn back in at 3.
But who in the land of Oz is sticking their bat up the play 3 for us? And while you’re at it, we could do with at least one opener.