Easter Monday Gameday Signs/Posters

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Send us some of your posters, signs and banners directed at Lachie, Isaac and or Mitch. Keen to see the snakes cop shit
 
ChatGPT cooked these up:

Here are 100 tongue‑in‑cheek banner ideas satirizing Lachlan Galvin’s “snaking” of the Wests Tigers. Feel free to pick your favorites or mix and match:





  1. “Galvin’s GPS: Always Snaking Towards Trouble”
  2. “Lachlan: Certified Snake Wrangler (of Teams)”
  3. “Warning: Lachlan Galvin – Sideways Slither Specialist”
  4. “Galvin’s Motto: ‘Why Play Fair When You Can Snake?’”
  5. “Snake? No—Lachlan’s an Eel in Disguise”
  6. “Galvin’s Spirit Animal: The Backstabbing Boa”
  7. “If Snaking Were a Sport, Galvin’s MVP”
  8. “Lachlan: Professional Team‐Jumper Since Day One”
  9. “Galvin’s Guide to Snaking: Step 1—Step 2—Profit”
  10. “Snakes in Suits: Featuring Lachlan Galvin”
  11. “Galvin’s Snakeskin Jacket Looks Good on You”
  12. “Lachlan’s Favorite Move: The Unexpected Backstab”
  13. “Galvin’s Snaking Hotline: 1‑800‑I‑Stab‑Ya”
  14. “Snake Oil Salesman? Nope, Just Lachlan Galvin”
  15. “Galvin’s Snaking School: Enroll at Your Own Risk”
  16. “Lachlan: The Only Snake Who Wears Business Casual”
  17. “Galvin’s Snaking Tactics: Now with 100% More Slither”
  18. “Snaking: Lachlan’s Unofficial Hobby”
  19. “Galvin’s Snake Charmer? More Like Snake Himself”
  20. “Lachlan’s Motto: ‘Trust No One… Especially Your Boss’”
  21. “Galvin’s Snakes on a Board (of Directors)”
  22. “Beware the Galvin: He Hisses in Meetings”
  23. “Galvin: The Real MVP—Most Vicious Prick”
  24. “Snaking? Lachlan’s Got a PhD in It”
  25. “Galvin’s Backstabbers Anonymous: Founding Member”
  26. “Lachlan: Slithering Through Careers Since ’85”
  27. “Galvin’s Snaking Level: Legendary”
  28. “Don’t Trust a Man Who Hisses—Ask Galvin”
  29. “Galvin’s Snaking Hotline: 24/7 Betrayal Service”
  30. “Lachlan’s Snake Pit: Welcome to the Chaos”
  31. “Galvin: Where ‘Loyalty’ Goes to Die”
  32. “Snaking: It’s What Galvin Does Best”
  33. “Galvin’s Secret Weapon: The Slither Step”
  34. “Lachlan: The Only Snake With a Business Card”
  35. “Galvin’s Snaking MVP—Most Venomous Prick”
  36. “Snake Charmer? More Like Snake”
  37. “Galvin’s Betrayal Buffet: All You Can Backstab”
  38. “Lachlan’s Favorite Animal: The Two‑Faced Snake”
  39. “Galvin’s Career Path: Slither, Backstab, Repeat”
  40. “Snake Eyes? More Like Galvin Eyes”
  41. “Galvin’s Slither Institute: Degrees in Deception”
  42. “Lachlan: Bringing Snaking to New Heights”
  43. “Galvin’s Snaking Olympics: Gold Medalist”
  44. “Snakeproof Vest? Doesn’t Help Against Galvin”
  45. “Galvin’s Venom: Pure Office Politics”
  46. “Lachlan: A Slither Above the Rest”
  47. “Galvin’s Betrayal Toolkit: Fully Stocked”
  48. “Snaking Since Birth: The Lachlan Galvin Story”
  49. “Galvin: The Human Boa Constrictor”
  50. “Snake Fanciers’ Club: Featuring Lachlan”
  51. “Galvin’s Snaking Style: Business on the Front, Venom in the Back”
  52. “Lachlan: Professional Slip‑‘n’‑Slide Operator”
  53. “Galvin’s Snake Oil: Guaranteed to Betray”
  54. “Snaking? Just Ask Galvin for a Demo”
  55. “Galvin’s Venomous Vibes: Handle with Care”
  56. “Lachlan’s Guide to Backstabbing: Chapter 1”
  57. “Galvin’s Snake Tactics: Silent but Deadly”
  58. “Snake in the Grass? More Like Galvin in the Boardroom”
  59. “Galvin: The Only Snake That Sends Thank‑You Notes”
  60. “Lachlan’s Betrayal Barn: Home of the Slither”
  61. “Galvin’s Secret Snaking Society: Members Only”
  62. “Snake Wrangler? No—Galvin Is the Snake”
  63. “Lachlan: Expert in Underhanded Maneuvers”
  64. “Galvin’s Backstab Bistro: Serving Betrayal Daily”
  65. “Snaking 101: Taught by Lachlan Galvin”
  66. “Galvin’s Venom: Now With Extra Cynicism”
  67. “Lachlan: Slither Now, Explain Later”
  68. “Galvin’s Betrayal Blueprint: Download Here”
  69. “Snake? No—Galvin’s an Asp in a Suit”
  70. “Lachlan’s Slither Squad: Reporting for Duty”
  71. “Galvin’s Venomous Ventures: Invest at Your Own Risk”
  72. “Snaking Ain’t Easy—Unless You’re Galvin”
  73. “Galvin’s Snake Code: Hiss, Slip, Profit”
  74. “Lachlan: Champion of the Silent Backstab”
  75. “Galvin’s Venom Vault: Secrets Inside”
  76. “Snake Whisperer? More Like Snake Himself”
  77. “Galvin’s Snaking Masterclass: Sold Out”
  78. “Lachlan: Slitherologist Extraordinaire”
  79. “Galvin’s Venomous Vision: Betrayal First”
  80. “Snake Kisses from Lachlan: Toxic”
  81. “Galvin’s Backstab Bonanza: Join the Fun”
  82. “Lachlan: The One‑Man Snake Show”
  83. “Galvin’s Snaking Symposium: RSVP Betrayal”
  84. “Snake? No—Galvin’s a Viper in Disguise”
  85. “Lachlan’s Venomous Vault: Access Denied”
  86. “Galvin: Putting the ‘Snake’ in ‘Snake Oil’”
  87. “Snaking Isn’t a Crime—Unless You’re Galvin”
  88. “Galvin’s Venomous Voyage: All Aboard”
  89. “Lachlan: The Slither You Fear”
  90. “Galvin’s Betrayal Bazaar: Deals You Can’t Trust”
  91. “Snake in the Suit? That’s Galvin”
  92. “Lachlan’s Venomous Ventures: Trust Issues Ensue”
  93. “Galvin: Professional Career Constrictor”
  94. “Snake Handler? More Like Snake”
  95. “Lachlan’s Backstab Ball: You’re Invited”
  96. “Galvin’s Slither Strategy: Always Win, Always Sting”
  97. “Snake? No—Galvin’s an Anaconda in Armani”
  98. “Lachlan: The Only Snake Who Sends Meeting Minutes”
  99. “Galvin’s Venom: Free Sample (It’ll Hurt)”
  100. “Snaking? Lachlan’s Trademark Move”
  101. “Isaac Moses: Puppet‑Master of Snakes”
  102. “Moses’ Motto: ‘Why Hire Talent When You Can Snake It?’”
  103. “Isaac: King of the Office Backdoor”
  104. “Moses’ Magic Trick: Make Loyalty Disappear”
  105. “Isaac Moses: Your Friendly Neighborhood Fixer (For a Price)”
  106. “Moses’ Greatest Hits: Deals Done in the Dark”
  107. “Isaac: Architect of the Snake Pit”
  108. “Moses’ Management Style: Hiss First, Ask Questions Later”
  109. “Isaac Moses—Turning Trust Into a Transaction”
  110. “Moses’ Masterplan: Move the Pieces, Collect the Payoff”
  111. “Isaac: Because Straightforward Is Overrated”
  112. “Moses’ Office Olympics: Gold in Back‑Channel Maneuvers”
  113. “Isaac Moses: Snake‑Wrangler in Chief”
  114. “Moses’ History 101: Betrayal, Inc.”
  115. “Isaac: Proof That You Can Teach an Old Snake New Tricks”
  116. “Moses’ Playbook: If It’s Legal-ish, It’s Game On”
  117. “Isaac Moses: The Man Who Could Sell Sand in a Desert”
  118. “Moses’ Legacy: Building Empires on Shaky Alliances”
  119. “Isaac: Turning Handshakes Into Holdups”
  120. “Moses’ Hall of Fame: Best Back‑Channel Operator”
  121. “Isaac: Where ‘Transparency’ Goes to Die”
  122. “Moses’ Greatest Asset? A Rolodex Full of Leverage”
  123. “Isaac Moses: Your Trust Is His Next Payday”
  124. “Moses’ Biography: A Tale of Deals and Eels”
  125. “Isaac: The Only Manager Who Hisses in Meetings”
  126. “Moses’ Management 2.0: More Snakes, Less Spine”
  127. “Isaac Moses: Because Loyalty Is So Last Century”
  128. “Moses’ Specialty: Slithering Through Red Tape”
  129. “Isaac: Professional Deal‑Twister Since Day One”
  130. “Moses’ Final Lesson: Never Turn Your Back on the Boss”
 
That’s Saturday. He should be at the game with the team, in team colours, cheering pawa while his agent finalises his new deal upstairs.
Would have thought all players in top 30 would have to be at ground.
I'm still upset enough to want to give it to him but do think other signs like TEAM FIRST would in fact be more effective.
 
Just remember he's a 19 year old kid with the whole rugby league world wanting a piece of him. I don't think it looks good on the club and supporters to badger him at games.

We have made our stand and now we just need to shut up and let it play out. Our best outcome is that a player is released to us that we need, so giving his camp an excuse to bail early without getting something in return is the last thing we want to do.
 
Just remember he's a 19 year old kid with the whole rugby league world wanting a piece of him. I don't think it looks good on the club and supporters to badger him at games.

We have made our stand and now we just need to shut up and let it play out. Our best outcome is that a player is released to us that we need, so giving his camp an excuse to bail early without getting something in return is the last thing we want to do.
Sorry champion @weststigers, I think what's happened this week is too much for some fans - they will be heard.
 
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