Funny Photos and Jokes

[TrueTiger]

The teacher says to the kids that today we are going to tell the class what you seen on the way to school today....
Mary what did you see on the way to school today..
I saw a lady in the park and she was knitting'''
very good Mary..
Steve what did you see on the way to school today''
I seen a big red fire truck zoom past us …
very good Steve..
Johnny what did you see on the way to school today''
I seen a black cow screw with a white cow'''
ok good Johnny...

Next day it was the same game...
Helen what did you see on the way to school today'''
I saw a lady pushing a shopping trolley full of groceries..
very good Helen...
Paul what did you see on the way to school today'''
I saw a Policeman booking someone for illegal parking...
very good Paul...
Johnny what did you see on the way to school today...
I seen a black cow screw with a white cow...
ok good Johnny but come up here and see me after class...

Johnny turns up and the teacher says,Johnny you cant say the word screw,you have to say 'surprised the white cow''..ok I will see you in class tomorrow...
Today we will play the same game as the past 2 day..
Liz what did you see on the way to school today'''
I saw a lady buy a beautiful bunch of flowers...
very good Liz...
Sandy what did you see on the way to school today..
I saw a man painting a picture on a shop window...
very good Sandy...
Johnny what did you see on the way to school today'''
I saw a black cow surprise the white cow....it walked past the white cow and screwed a brown cow...

 

[Geo]


The Wolverine is the other 2%

 

[TheDaBoss]


The Wolverine is the other 2%

i knew that before the results were in

 

[Cairnstigers]

Some funny Logos I found

 

[Cairnstigers]

Some funny Logos I found

     

 

[Cairnstigers]

Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon classic

 

[Cairnstigers]

Trump, who is a convicted Rapist and Felon classic


 

[TheDaBoss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY5wVLgg-Ok

this made me laugh..quite idiotic

 

[bacon]

I found a funny picture of Paul Gallens head......couldn't upload it though...it was too big

 

[bacon]

Lol wth
https://www.zerotackle.com/if-nrl-clubs-were-simpsons-characters-53783/

 

[kevinmcguinness]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY5wVLgg-Ok

this made me laugh..quite idiotic

that was bad! brings back memories

 

[Cairnstigers]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DY5wVLgg-Ok

this made me laugh..quite idiotic

that was bad! brings back memories

Yeah
Leading by 26 nil before half time

 

[trentrunciman]


 

[mike]


 

[gallagher]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

 

[hobbo1]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

I’d buy you a membership if the Tigers did this .

 

[BZN]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

I’d buy you a membership if the Tigers did this .

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems.
But then again neither does milk.

 

[BZN]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

I’d buy you a membership if the Tigers did this .

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems.
But then again neither does milk.

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's far to dark to read!

 

[BZN]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

I’d buy you a membership if the Tigers did this .

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems.
But then again neither does milk.

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's far to dark to read!

I have been having a bout of persistent aching in my left leg , so I finally went to a Dr. just yesterday.
He gave me a thorough check over and poked and prodded. Then he said to me "there doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary there so it's probably caused by advancing age" (that's a polite way of saying I'm getting old) .
I thought about what the Dr. had said and I said " I really can't accept that diagnosis as there's nothing wrong with the other leg and that's the same age!".

 

[BZN]


Id be a member if the tigers did this

I’d buy you a membership if the Tigers did this .

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems.
But then again neither does milk.

Outside of a dog a book is man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's far to dark to read!

I have been having a bout of persistent aching in my left leg , so I finally went to a Dr. just yesterday.
He gave me a thorough check over and poked and prodded. Then he said to me "there doesn't seem to be anything out of the ordinary there so it's probably caused by advancing age" (that's a polite way of saying I'm getting old) .
I thought about what the Dr. had said and I said " I really can't accept that diagnosis as there's nothing wrong with the other leg and that's the same age!".

So many people are judgmental these days.
I can tell, just by looking at them!