Grand Final drinking game

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Rabs gets a player's name wrong - 1 drink

Matai gets up clutching his shoulder - 1 drink

George Rose's muffin top/crack is displayed - 1 drink

You can lipread Toovey saying "f**k" - 1 drink

A mention of how tough Manly have been - 1 drink

If Tom Waterhouse says "taking on" or "big time" - 1 drink for each

If the commentators mention "big game experience" - 2 drinks

If Gus asks Rabs a question that has no relevance to what is happening on the field - 2 drinks

Mitchell Pearce gets a try assist - 3 drinks

A crucial moment in the game is missed because of an ad break - 1 shot

If Gus is praising $BW - Drink until he shuts the %&!@ up
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What else can we add to the list?!
 
Rabs and Gould getting testy with each other - a headache tablet followed by 1 drink
Half time entertainment - drink all the way through

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I'm so glad Souths aren't there. Can you imagine the amount of drinks consumed every time the camera turned to Rusty and Mama Burgess?
 
Rabs going off on a tangent about some upcoming TV show and Sterlo or someone having to bring his attention back to the game - 1 drink

Rabs calling Tuivasa-Scheck about 160,000 times (even when he doesn't have the ball) because he wants us all to know how well he can pronounce his name - 1 drink

Waterhouse telling us all about his 'lay of the day" 😱pen_mouth: - 1 drink

Gus repeating a particular point of view over and over and over and over and over… ad nauseum - 1 drink

Gus or Freddy telling us how they just knew 'this kid' would be something special when they discovered them back in the day - 1 drink

Rabs and Gus having a mock argument over some silly point for about 10 minutes while play continues - 1 drink

Johns struggling to string a sentence together - 1 drink

Pre-game SBW wankfest - 5 drinks

When the result is known, Gus proclaims that he knew in the first half that this was the way the game would go - 1 drink
 
Gould continually favouring the team in charge at any point in the game - 1 drink and turn the volume down
An attack on a refereeing decision - 1 drink
A 'bad luck' it was your season Souths ( read Burgess love fest) even though they aren't playing - 1 drink- includes Mrs Burgess in there somewhere - 2 drinks - Joey getting up close with Mrs Burgess- 3 drinks

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Ray Warren refers to a player by their first name only: 1 drink (2 if it's Jorge Tafua)

George Rose's jersey rides up in the tackle to reveal his gut: 1 drink (2 if audible laughter in commentary box ensues, 3 if comparison is drawn between the torsos of Rose and Sonny-Bill Williams).

Commentary over replay of Roosters try move massively oversells the role of Mitchell Pearce: inevitable, no drink required.

Shot of fan(s) in Souths shirts desperately trying to pretend they're still glad they didn't sell the GF tickets they bought a month ago: drink shots until hospitalised.

Ray Warren comments favourably or unfavourably on execution of line drop out as the ball is run back to first tackle two metres either side of the 30m line, just like it always is: 1 drink

Video ref decision where numerous factors have to be adjudicated (offside, obstruction, knock on, grounding) goes to third replay to audible fury of Phil Gould: 1 drink for each additional viewing.
 
@tigergirlz said:
Rabs and Gould getting testy with each other - a headache tablet followed by 1 drink
Half time entertainment - drink all the way through

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If you spot any player on the field WITHOUT a tattoo = 3 beers

Every time SBW styles his hair while on camera = 3 beers

Every time Rabs wanks on about how honoured he is to share the commentary with Sterlo, Joey and Freddie = 1 flagon of goon

With the despised Manly and Roosters playing it would probably be better to just wake up early on Sunday, get blind and just sleep 'til it's all over.
 
Gus tells a story about someone else, when it is really about him - 1 drink

Jennings does something good and Gus goes quiet - 1 drink

Gus pumps his own tires up whilst talking about a player - 1 drink
 
Gus mentions Rabs or Wallys statue - turn the tv off tune in to ABC radio and have a laugh at Wozza bumble his way through each play. Oh and drink to the point where you can't remember who won and you don't care.
 
Talking of the Wok ,one wonders how much plonk he must drink just to get him through a GF after what happened in 89

Probably gets pissed with Brian Smith
 
Too many negatives here

1 drink for every SBW offload
2 drinks for everytime Moa and JWH trample the defenders.
1 drink for every watmough offload
1 drink for a fight between JWH and any manly player.
2 drinks for every DCE try assist
5 drinks for every time foran puts his body on the line.

Also 1 drink for every hyphenated named player you see.

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@tig_prmz said:
Too many negatives here

1 drink for every SBW offload
2 drinks for everytime Moa and JWH trample the defenders.
1 drink for every watmough offload
1 drink for a fight between JWH and any manly player.
2 drinks for every DCE try assist
5 drinks for every time foran puts his body on the line.

Also 1 drink for every hyphenated named player you see.

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lol your going the opposite way
 
Every time we hear about Stewarts hamstring its a skull for all

At this rate I'm guessing that no one will be awake by 12.00 Monday
 
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