Jarryd Hayne

[Merlot]

dont think BiggBubba will listen when Jarryd says no means no

 

[rustycage]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

Sounds like an A grade twat. Things might become a little more real for him soon.

 

[Roar_Power]

rue how this is not the first time and a certain club covered his behavior for years, he deserves to be locked up. This sounds like a pattern of behavior that has been going on for years. If what has been said by journalists here in nz are true the eels club should be ashamed of themselves

Didn't he have a civil suit against him in the US as well when playing for the 49'ers? Has a very poor history when it comes to women....

 

[hank37w]

Sounds like he has a pretty poor history when it comes to being a human being.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

“I’d rather go to jail telling the truth than living a lie as a free man”

What the hell does that mean. It’s a dumb person’s attempt at sounding profound.

Hope he rots

 

[happy_tiger]

Shame he wasn't shot all those years ago ......

 

[hank37w]

After he declared Campbelltown Sports Stadium as "his house" when he kicked that field goal for Gold Coast, I really hope the scum bag doesn't get home detention.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

After he declared Campbelltown Sports Stadium as "his house" when he kicked that field goal for Gold Coast, I really hope the scum bag doesn't get home detention.

He was a scumbag long before that

 

[pawsandclaws1]

I've heard of another entitled footballer currently in some difficulty well known as a horrendous bully at the school he attended. His behaviour in my home town where the word gets around smacks of entitlement. Some of these footballers need to experience the real world rather than be wrapt in cotton wool by clubs.

 

[rihannafan1]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

You can't make that up.

 

[Newtown]

After he declared Campbelltown Sports Stadium as "his house" when he kicked that field goal for Gold Coast, I really hope the scum bag doesn't get home detention.

I don't think he was too popular with the Gold coast players.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

After he declared Campbelltown Sports Stadium as "his house" when he kicked that field goal for Gold Coast, I really hope the scum bag doesn't get home detention.

I don't think he was too popular with the Gold coast players.

I remember in the press conference after that game, Nathan Friend rolled his eyes when recounting what he had shouted after the field goal. He tried and failed to bring the US style, big ego crap into the game, and it only made him look cartoonish. Different culture here, thankfully

 

[tony soprano]

rue how this is not the first time and a certain club covered his behavior for years, he deserves to be locked up. This sounds like a pattern of behavior that has been going on for years. If what has been said by journalists here in nz are true the eels club should be ashamed of themselves

Didn't he have a civil suit against him in the US as well when playing for the 49'ers? Has a very poor history when it comes to women....

Reports he settled that for 100k then came straight back to AUS.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Sounds like an A grade twat. Things might become a little more real for him soon.

Haha dude this is a copypasta. I've seen it multiple times with Paul Gallens name inserted.

 

[Cultured_Bogan]

I was surprised they got a guilty verdict to be honest. Not to say he’s not a piece of work though.

If his name wasn’t Jarryd Hayne there is no way he would have been found guilty.

On the contrary, if his name wasn't Jarryd Hayne he probably would have been found guilty on all counts and hauled away for 20 years on the spot.

 

[GNR4LIFE]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Sounds like an A grade twat. Things might become a little more real for him soon.

Haha dude this is a copypasta. I've seen it multiple times with Paul Gallens name inserted.

I didn’t wanna be the one to say that story sounded full of you know what

 

[gallagher]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don't get this joke. What's it all about?

 

[happy_tiger]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don't get this joke. What's it all about?

Didn't someone start a story very similar about another player in the off season

 

[upper-d]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.


Sounds like an A grade twat. Things might become a little more real for him soon.

Haha dude this is a copypasta. I've seen it multiple times with Paul Gallens name inserted.

Really couldn't help myself when OP asked for " "any Hayne stories?"

Seriously, who cares about anything else the guy has done? We already know he's a gronk and he's going to prison. He doesnt deserve any more attention!

 

[gallagher]

I saw Jaryd at a grocery store in Tamworth a few years ago. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

I don't get this joke. What's it all about?

Didn't someone start a story very similar about another player in the off season

I've seen it word for word a few times but different names. Dunno the reference